Are your children texting about the Orlando Magic?

In today’s ever-shifting online landscape, it can be hard to keep tabs on your children’s online activity. Keeping up with what they’re doing is hard enough; keeping up with the hottest trends is even harder.

That’s why we here at Orlando Pinstriped Post have put together this guide to help you, the concerned parent, discover what your kids might be saying if they’re texting, tweeting, snapping, insta-ing, or otherwise posting about the Orlando Magic.

SMH

Stuff’s my homie

OMG

Offer the max to Gordon

WTF

Went to two Finals

JK

Jameer is king

TMI

Trade mistake: Ibaka

LMAO

Live for McGrady alley-oops

BTW

Been through Weisbrod

BRB

Bismack’s ready to block; Bring Redick back (context-dependent)

IMO

I miss Oladipo

SOL

Since Otis left

BFF

Best Frenchman: Fournier

IDGAF

I definitely glorify Adonal Foyle

NP

Need a point guard

IRL

Isaac’s really long

If you or your child need more tips on internet safety, this singalong should help.