Last year I made a silly FanPost and I thought it was pretty fun. I'm going to do it again this year
Imagine that the Magic had the first overall pick in the 2015 NBA Draft. Imagine, also, that the Magic were going to draft the best player available. Finally, imagine that the only criteria for the BPA would be how good that player's name sounded when introduced by long-time Magic PA man Paul Porter for all pre-game introductions
My question is this. If the Magic were drafting for BPA, and this was the only factor in deciding BPA, who would the Magic take first overall?
Personally, I would have to go with Kevon Looney. Porter is always at his most powerful when making the deep 'oooh' sound, such as with Rashard Lewis and Nik Vucevic. KEV-onnnn LOOOOOOOOO-ni would sound pretty spectacular, in my opinion
I'll also give honorable mentions to JER-ian GRAAAAAAAAAAANT for the obvious Horace Grant throwback, as well as Shawn Dawson, whose name sounds good no matter who pronounces it
Who would be your BPA under this criteria?