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Google autocomplete explains the Orlando Magic's depth chart

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The popular web search tool takes on Orlando's roster.

Tobias Harris
Tobias Harris
Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports

Taking a cue from the folks who cover Major League Baseball for SB Nation, Orlando Pinstriped Post presents a Google autocomplete version of the Orlando Magic's roster.

Position Starter Bench
PG Jameer Nelson big balls Ronnie Price Experience Arlington
SG Victor Oladipo singing E'Twaun Moore Europe Doron Lamb socks Adonis Thomas Instagram
SF Arron Afflalo All-Star votes Maurice Harkless Puerto Rico
PF Tobias Harris designated texter Andrew Nicholson Quimbo breeding Jason Maxiell goggles
C Nik Vučević vs. Dwight Howard Kyle O'Quinn beard Dewayne Dedmon leap of faith

To obtain these results, I visited Google's homepage in an incognito Chrome browsing session, so as to not bias what the search engine gave me. I entered each Magic player's name, followed by a random letter from the alphabet, in the search bar. These results aren't the first ones Google offered; otherwise, they'd all be "stats" or "contract" or "wife" or something similar. We aimed for amusement with this exercise. We hope it entertains you.