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Taking a cue from the folks who cover Major League Baseball for SB Nation, Orlando Pinstriped Post presents a Google autocomplete version of the Orlando Magic's roster.
| Position | Starter | Bench | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| PG | Jameer Nelson big balls | Ronnie Price Experience Arlington | ||
| SG | Victor Oladipo singing | E'Twaun Moore Europe | Doron Lamb socks | Adonis Thomas Instagram |
| SF | Arron Afflalo All-Star votes | Maurice Harkless Puerto Rico | ||
| PF | Tobias Harris designated texter | Andrew Nicholson Quimbo breeding | Jason Maxiell goggles | |
| C | Nik Vučević vs. Dwight Howard | Kyle O'Quinn beard | Dewayne Dedmon leap of faith | |
To obtain these results, I visited Google's homepage in an incognito Chrome browsing session, so as to not bias what the search engine gave me. I entered each Magic player's name, followed by a random letter from the alphabet, in the search bar. These results aren't the first ones Google offered; otherwise, they'd all be "stats" or "contract" or "wife" or something similar. We aimed for amusement with this exercise. We hope it entertains you.