In honor of the too-absurd-to-be-believed (yet entirely true) news that a fight broke out at Medieval Times Monday night when several groups of teenagers vied for Rashard Lewis' autograph, Brian Schmitz gets his Dave Letterman on with a Top-10 list of bizarre Magic stories. I don't want to spoil the reading experience for you, so I won't even excerpt it here. Just read it. I implore you.
My favorite is number 7. Let the speculation as to that player's identity commence!
Sidenote: Medieval Times is awesome. Best field-trip destination ever.