|PG||Jameer Nelson big balls||Ronnie Price Experience Arlington|
|SG||Victor Oladipo singing||E'Twaun Moore Europe||Doron Lamb socks||Adonis Thomas Instagram|
|SF||Arron Afflalo All-Star votes||Maurice Harkless Puerto Rico|
|PF||Tobias Harris designated texter||Andrew Nicholson Quimbo breeding||Jason Maxiell goggles|
|C||Nik Vučević vs. Dwight Howard||Kyle O'Quinn beard||Dewayne Dedmon leap of faith|
To obtain these results, I visited Google's homepage in an incognito Chrome browsing session, so as to not bias what the search engine gave me. I entered each Magic player's name, followed by a random letter from the alphabet, in the search bar. These results aren't the first ones Google offered; otherwise, they'd all be "stats" or "contract" or "wife" or something similar. We aimed for amusement with this exercise. We hope it entertains you.