During Sunday's 2014 Academy Awards, presenter John Travolta introduced an Idina Menzel musical number by referring to the singer and actress as "Adele Dazeem." That gaffe set Twitter and the rest of the internet ablaze.
Commemorating the occasion, the online publication Slate created the Adele Dazeem Name Generator to allow folks to Travoltify their names. We put Orlando Magic players' names into the Travoltifier. Here are the results.
Arron Afflalo: Aaron Andrenson, whose first name is at least a homophone for the genuine article's
Dewayne Dedmon: Donnie Dizzon
Maurice Harkless: Maisie Hazeems, who is not a cartoon mouse
Tobias Harris: Thomas Harvis, who did not author Red Dragon or any of Hannibal Lecter's other adventures, for that matter
Doron Lamb: Deacon Loing
Jason Maxiell: Jackson Mceezald
E'Twaun Moore: Ethan Moozure
Jameer Nelson: Jasper Nelseem
Andrew Nicholson: Ayden Hargision, who is not a Game of Thrones character
Victor Oladipo: Vincent Alexernder
Kyle O'Quinn: Kole Orteez
Adonis Thomas: Alexis Thompseen
Nik Vučević: Neil Daveries
I don't know about you, but I'm really looking forward to Donnie Dizzon's new mixtape featuring Kole Orteez.