I've got some Important Basketball News to report. It turns out that this season, J.J. Redick shot only 32.1% on Fridays. Clearly, Redick is one of those guys who shrinks under the influence of Friday -- I don't know how you can even think about re-signing a guy who's proven that he can't get it done on one of the weekdays. J.J. Redick is a bad player and a bad person. Analysis!