Orlando Magic Vs. Washington Wizards Game Preview
by Evan Dunlap on Jan 4, 2012 5:00 PM EST
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Wednesday night, Rashard Lewis returns to Amway Center to play against the Orlando Magic for the first time since they traded him to the Washington Wizards in December 2010. Whether his return will be a triumphant one has yet to be seen, obviously, but the Wizards remain the league's only winless team.
Washington's offense is the culprit, as it's yet to score more than 92 points in any game this season. Shooting 38.9 percent from the field will do that to a team, especially when hardly any of those shots are three-pointers.
The Wizards should provide a tune-up of sorts for Orlando, which hosts the Chicago Bulls on Friday. Chicago will be the best team the Magic have faced since opening night against the Oklahoma City Thunder, so they need to improve following a lackluster effort in their last two games.
| 2011/2012 NBA Season | ||
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| 0-5 (0-3 away) Lost 5 |
4-2 (3-0 home) Lost 1 |
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| January 4th, 2012 | ||
| Amway Center | ||
| 7:00 PM | ||
| Sun Sports | ||
| Probable Starters | ||
| John Wall | PG | Jameer Nelson |
| Nick Young | SG | Jason Richardson |
| Rashard Lewis | SF | Hedo Turkoglu |
| Andray Blatche | PF | Ryan Anderson |
| JaVale McGee | C | Dwight Howard |
| 2010/11 Advanced Stats | ||
| 93.8 (9th) | Pace | 91.4 (17th) |
| 102.4 (28th) | ORtg | 107.7 (T-14th) |
| 110.2 (24th) | DRtg | 101.8 (3rd) |
| Game Officials | ||
| Ed Malloy | ||
| Mark Ayotte | ||
| Brent Barnaky | ||
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The Wizards are bad. Really bad.
If they score more than 92 in the game it will be like a moral loss. If the Magic lose it will be like a double loss. Triple maybe.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 5:12 PM EST reply actions
This is fun
How about this:
What if the Wizards scored more than 92, BUT the Magic scored 133? Where would that be in the pantheon of losing? 1.5?
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
It would be an awesomely bad game
Washington is dead last in offensive efficiency, 20th out of 30 in defensive efficiency, and about average for pace. Averaging just over 85 PPG on 39.8% shooting, 27.9% from outside the arc, and getting outrebounded by an average of 10 per game. This team is bad. Scoring 133 would be awesome, but giving up 92 would suck.
Bob.
In that instance because of the offensive brilliance...
it would be .66 victory and .33 loss.
We should probably start keeping track of these partial numbers so we know our true record at the end of the season.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
why don't you start doing that
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
Because I drink too much to be trusted with numbers.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
that's the only way to deal with numbers
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
This game worries me because there is no upside for the Magic
If they win, they are supposed to. If they don’t, well, obviously that is really bad.
The Wizards have to win one eventually. The Magic just have to make sure that it’s not today.
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
The worst team
The only part of me that wants the Wizards to win is because I want the Nets to be the worst team of the league. But of course, I don’t want them to win tonight.
I hope Magic fans cheer for Lewis.
Great guy and a great teammate during his tenure with the Magic.
Other than that, I hope the Magic stomp the Wizards out early so some younger guys can get some minutes and starters can get just that much more rest before the Chicago game on Friday.
by The BBQ Chicken Madness on Jan 4, 2012 5:27 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I would definitely like to see Harper and Liggins play some garbage minutes
But every time I think that is going to happen, the other team spoils my expectations and make it a close game. I’m especially worried about a team that is 0-5 so far; they’re due for a victory at some point.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
The Magic are solid 12 point favorites
…with an over/under of 190.
The Magic have won their last six games against the Wizards, and haven’t lost to them since February 5th, 2010 when the Wizards won in Orlando 92-91. The Magic jumped out to a 32-13 lead after one quarter in that game, only to see the Wizards outscore them 39-17 in the third quarter on their way to the upset win.
Chicago Blackhawks... 2010 Stanley Cup Champions, and future 2012 Champs
Chicago Bears... the end of the ten year Jerry Angelo Era after one NFC Title
Orlando Magic... 1995 and 2009 Eastern Conference Champions
by Mike from Illinois on Jan 4, 2012 5:44 PM EST reply actions
Love the Wizards' new uniforms
That’s one thing they’ve done right, getting rid of the previous awful design and going back to their glory days of the ’70s and ’80s with similar style uniforms like they wore then when they were known as the Bullets.
Chicago Blackhawks... 2010 Stanley Cup Champions, and future 2012 Champs
Chicago Bears... the end of the ten year Jerry Angelo Era after one NFC Title
Orlando Magic... 1995 and 2009 Eastern Conference Champions
by Mike from Illinois on Jan 4, 2012 5:48 PM EST reply actions
Lewis hit some of the biggest 3 pointers in Magic history
"Generally, when I draw the play, it's just who's going where. Maybe I have not made it clear enough that we would like the ball to go in the basket."
by AB's triple double on Jan 4, 2012 5:55 PM EST reply actions
Without a doubt
That one in the Cleveland series was pretty amazing.
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Just killing time with numbers...
I keep hearing about how awesome Bynum is because he just had his first 20/20 game in over 6 years of his career.
Puh-lease. Let’s have a little perspective here.
At his current rate, Bynum would catch up to Dwight Howard’s 35 20/20 games in just 204 years – or 2216. Of course, if he doesn’t get injured again and can play a full 82 games a season, it will only take 139 years. So, there is that.
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I hope Rashard gets a two minute standing ovation
The Wiz fans hate him, and want him gone.
He was something else here, and had a large part in some of our best years.
by McD5 on Jan 4, 2012 6:50 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I miss Rashard Lewis.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:08 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
The Amnesty should be an "Undo" button where we could take back the Arenas deal entirely.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
I cannot wait to see Rashard vs Turk
I can imagine many a knowing smile between them throughout the game.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
In your imagination Hedo and Rashard are perverts...
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
Gah! I hate when they pick the Magic games to be on NBA TV
Then I have to listen to all of this pointless blather instead of the Magic’s crew. Also, they always skip all the stuff (like Rashard’s intro or even the opening night intros) so these knuckleheads can get more airtime. So frustrating.
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I hope the Wizs don't come out hitting these miracle shots against us
Should be a winnable game
Live, Laugh, Love
okay, what's wrong with Matty?
is he sick again? :((((
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I think playing against Rashard will motivate Hedo. I bet he has a good game.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:12 PM EST reply actions
lol only pizza motivates Hedo
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
lol
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
And then he posted up
He’s varying his game. I like it.
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Okay now he is shooting it too much
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haha my dad said the exact same thing
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
Anybody watching this local
How was Rashard’s reception? As EnnBee said, we had to listen to the NBAtv blowhards.
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I don't think they showed it :|
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
Jrich is going to score 30 this game. lol
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:13 PM EST reply actions
think that block on John Wall was goaltending, but I'll take it
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Just rewinded to check
The fast break one was totally clean. Great block.
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JRich, try throwing it to Dwight there.
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
Turk stepped out of bounds?
Who does he think he is? Pietrus?
Oh . . . poor Peaches.
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where is he, now?
Boston?
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah.
But I like to pretend he is dead because that is almost better.
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by funny80sguy on Jan 4, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
omg lol
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
wow the wizards are bad
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:16 PM EST reply actions
the Pope is Catholic
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
i thought he was german
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
helloooo guys
hows everyone?
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hey hey hey
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
i see we're off to a good start
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The Wizards are scoring waaay too much.
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"- Wayne Gretzky"- Michael Scott
by jackhammerslam on Jan 4, 2012 7:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Err . . . this game is not looking good for the Wizards
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Just remembering that game where the Magic were crushing the Wizards a couple of years ago
And then lost it in the 2nd half. So, I’m never comfortable with any lead.
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Unrelated, but . . .
I remember that Atlanta game from 3-4 years ago where the Magic were up by 32 at the half and end up barely winning by 2.
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Tuko Flu
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
you both suck
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
There's been a nasty stomach bug going around Orlando, probably that.
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I hope it's nothing serious....
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
hahaha turk. a little higher next time.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:20 PM EST reply actions
Hedo keeps throwing that lob too high
Turk needs to keep his expectations in check. He’s not getting THAT far up there.
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if you throw a pass out of Dwights reach you may need some work lol
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Wall is blocking more shots per game than 18 starting centers
1.8 BPG
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Has Rashard touched the ball yet?
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Who?
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
my dad calls him "Rashad"
sigh…
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
The guy who just got his pocket picked by Turk
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 7:22 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Rashard Lewis - the second greatest Power Forward in Magic history
The first, of course, being Terry Catledge.
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Box score has him 0-1
So I’m guessing he must have. All other stats are 0.
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Phew, for a sec, I thought Turk wasn't going to see Dwight there
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I'm really enjoying all these Dunks, but the Wizards pick and roll defense might be the worst I've ever seen
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Thank you, Wizards
Dwight needs to pad his stats a bit. He’s been a little off on his scoring lately.
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At this rate, maybe 40/25
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
look a Howard FT that hit off the left side, what are the odds
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Flip Saunders doing what the Celtics and Hawks do - but taking it a step further
Instead of playing Dwight 1 on 1 to get his and cover everyone else, they are also sending Dwight’s guy to guard everyone else to make the defense REALLY tight.
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by EnnBee on Jan 4, 2012 7:25 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
lol
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
lmao Dwight's gonna score quite a bit tonight, methinks
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I put Ryan Anderson as Magic's leading scorer over the first 15. The wizards are sabotaging me personally... >=[
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
hahaha so did I
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
I chose Larry Hughes
But I just wanted to be ironic.
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<3 u
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
He doesn't want FTs, then
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 7:27 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
hahaha +1
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
Lol I've never seen any team leave Howard unguarded as much as this
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Glen Davis passed the ball?
Odd game.
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well it IS 2012...
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
Dwight's shooting 41% from the FT line
*headdesk *
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And promptly hits them both
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 7:28 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Was Nelson heading back to the locker room?
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I wasn't paying attention
Did he?
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it looked like it, might have been my eyes playing trick on me though
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Looked like it?
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
me dad said he has to pee
idk idk
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
Dads pee a lot!
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
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by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
I totally remember the game where Jameer took himself out of the game and beelined to the locker room
he had indigestion.
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ugh that's gotta suck lol
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
Technically, it blowed
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omggg
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
Squid.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:30 PM EST reply actions
This game might be boring.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
So we're going to play a game.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
You ready?
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
what
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
We can only refer to Magic players by nicknames.
But we can never use the same nickname twice. So we’re going to have to make up new nicknames, but ones that people will be able to understand who we are talking about. Got it?
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
why can't other people play?
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
They can.
If they’re good at nick naming. ;)
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
We're watching the game
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game?
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
we talkin' about practice?
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
How the hell am I supposed to make my teammates better by practice?
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 7:36 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I knew that softball I lobbed would get hit
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That just means we'll have to be the entertainment!
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 7:31 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Howard: 10 pts 6 rebounds and 3 blocks in 8 minutes...Ridiculous
…It’s funny…On Twitter last night there was a trending topic about Bynum being better than Howard now. That’s a joke. Bynum had his first 20-20 game last night. Howard has 33 in his career.
Assuming Dwight plays 40 minutes
He is on pace for 50 pts, 30 rbds, and 15 blocks. Typical Dwight game that is almost boring.
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Why the Pacers?
I don’t have an issue with them or anything, I’m just curious.
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go Pacers!
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
we're gonna be switching between this game and the bowl game
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
felt bad for VA Tech's kicker
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
I have league pass and pretty much only watch Magic games
But I’ve been watching the TWolves when I get a chance lately. They are really fun.
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
Yeah, you can actually tell Rubio is going to be something when he becomes more seasoned
Twolves are only a few players and years away
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Totally
And Love is actually underrated, I think.
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lol it took me a minute that you mean Love the man
not love the feeling
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
Can't happen
All of the rebounds being sucked up would actually create a black hole.
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by EnnBee on Jan 4, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That is why I would actually root for a Dwight trade to Minnesota
I would just have to see that combo of Love, Dwight & Rubio. That’s just insane.
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Insane he's been playing as a pro since he was 14!
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I'm probably going to buy League Pass Broadband where you choose 5 teams you can follow
My teams will be:
1. Magic (of course)
2. Wolves
3. Clippers (maybe)
4. not sure
5. not sure
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Saw some ESPN guy recommend the 5 teams
It was Bulls, Heat, Clippers, Lakers and OKC.
I’m thinking, um, those teams are on TV constantly. How about some teams you CAN’T see.
(But the Blazers are tearing it up right now).
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You know what sucks?
Blazers are blacked out here in Seattle. That so pisses me off because I would love to follow them. Also, living in Seattle, I’m contractually obligated to hate all things OKC (not all that hard actually).
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I'm going to the Magic game when they visit Portland next Wednesday
I cannot wait to hear the Blazers fans boo Hedo.
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why do they hate Hedo?
that one game he made that three and we won?
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
cause he was going to sign with them and then changed his mind and backed out and went with Toronto
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although with the way he played for the next few years they should cheer him
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by malenko on Jan 4, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No one likes rejection.
Even if it was for their own good.
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I know ( ._.)
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
ohhh right /o\
I forgot
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
No. Remember when he almost signed with Portland but Toronto came in at the last second to swipe him?
It’s because of that.
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How can they get called for defensive 3 seconds
I haven’t seen the Wizards playing defense for even 2 seconds.
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burrrrrrrn!
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
only Washingtong
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
- g
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
Here comes another JJ as PG thread. :)
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
woooo!
we always need moar of those
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
Andersicle for PG.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
Harper at PG
We need a lineup with 4 guys 6’10" or taller
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 7:38 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Stan as player/coach?
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YES!
Sorry . . . I think I just salivated there.
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hey, don't count him out
man can ball
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
watching him do that behind the back move
was the best moment of my life
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by FlyHighJets on Jan 4, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
lol no offense but that's a little sad
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
shhhh
i live a simple life..lmao
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don't we all
lol
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
New record for technical fouls.
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 7:39 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
he'd be our own version of Jackie Moon
player/coach/ entertainment extraordinaire
Anytime I read a quote from SVG, I always read it in my best impression of his voice
31-14...i say is pretty successful
Anytime I read a quote from SVG, I always read it in my best impression of his voice
lol did anyone see Evan's post on Fb?
URGENT: Glen Davis has action figures of He-Man and Skeletor hanging in his locker.
Davis is a manchild.
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I was always a Trap-Jaw fan myself
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I have a skeleton and a moose hanging in my closet
We all have skeletons in the closet.
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
I thought he was about to fall down for you
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lmaoooooooooooo I love it when Dwight misses dunks
it’s hilarious
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Superstar bailout call
’cause there was no foul.
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I agree lol
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
You have a dark sense of humor.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
tell me something I don't know
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
Philip J. Fry from futurama.
Was named Philip in honor of Phil Hartman.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
I knew that
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
JJ Redick's middle name is "Clay".
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
Squid definitely knew that
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 7:47 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
that too
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
Pink Floyd's first album was titled "The Piper at the Gates of Dawn"
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
*yawn*
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
I hate you.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
llololololol
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
Don't know about Squid, but I knew that
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 7:50 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
JJ's going to Hawaii!! yaaaay!!!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
by Mr_Major on Jan 4, 2012 7:42 PM EST via mobile reply actions
wha?
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
He traveled...but the Hawaii part was from Special Ed of Crank Yankers.. :/ (it was funny to me! lol)
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by Mr_Major on Jan 4, 2012 7:45 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
lmao I see
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
how is that a TWSS????
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
I've seen some excellent passes from the Magic tonight...I wonder if SVG has made that a point of emphasis recently...
I’ve heard him speak on that matter before.
Thanks, JRich.
I still don’t like that we’re letting them hang around.
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hahaha I like that
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
:)
That’s been a staple of our basketball watching for years. I can’t take credit for it, but my best friend did and he’s not here, so…
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lol it's yours now! :D
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
nice!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
by Mr_Major on Jan 4, 2012 7:47 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Ugliest play of the night
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 7:48 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
more ugly then J-Rich falling down then passing it right to a Wizard player as he sat there
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I hope I'm not jinxing anything
But I think we will probably see some Magic rookies playing tonight in the 4th.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
do we play tomorrow?
if so, and if we’re still up so much, then I can’t imagine Stan not using the bench
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
Next game is Friday against the Bulls
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hmmm
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
Never thought I'd say this....but I'm glad to see JJ moving around the basket...except when he travels..
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
by Mr_Major on Jan 4, 2012 7:48 PM EST via mobile reply actions
he's a Dukie
traveling is their greatest legacy
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
I thought flopping was their legacy
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 7:52 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
oh you're right
that too
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
stupid Duke losing by 2 to Temple at half
REALLY!? TEMPLE!?
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WOOOO!
My dad went to Temple
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 7:55 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Bill Cosby went to Temple. Played football there~
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
ROFL
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
HEDO‼
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:51 PM EST reply actions
HEDO;;;;;;;
(darn it, guys, stop using all the exclamation points)
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 7:53 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I have exclamation envy...
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:52 PM EST reply actions
does your computer not have this basic English punctuation?
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
Who would win in a fight?
Glen Davis or Brandon Bass?
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My vote is for Davis, by the way
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
Davis
man seems insane
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
I guess everyone's forgotten the Howard elbow to Davis' head where he was walking punch drunk
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But he didn't fall down! And that was from Howard
What could Bass do to him that is worse than that?
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lol oh yes he did. I remember him pulling himself off the floor then stumbling down the court.
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Did he?
I just remember the crazy eyed stumble.
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for your viewing enjoyment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCJK1hPpLCE
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*dying* at him crawling on the floor
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
best part of it is at 1:36 when the guy is trying to pull his shattered face off the floor and Rivers is in the background looking pissed he hasn't gotten back on D yet
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lmaooooooo
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
He looks like Ortiz..protect yourself at all times!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
Spits out a tooth.....
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Hedo.
He obviously setup the fight and is receiving 50% of the take.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
hush you
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
Dwight make your FTs
Your bound to have a 30/20 today
#freestevenash
by zakchi on Jan 4, 2012 7:56 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
And part the red sea!
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
leads his people to the promised land
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
I can pretty much assure you that the Magic's practices are more intense and competitive than this.
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
Washington playing a lot better in the 2nd quarter
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They're up to rec league level
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 7:58 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Yeah, only crappy
As oppose to playing like a big pile of crap.
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gotta be optimistic!!
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
They're getting lazy now. Taking the first shot that becomes available.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 7:58 PM EST reply actions
That was a DEEEPPP lob
Thought it would be too high.
It was not.
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Man it's lob city in Orlando
even though there’s only one skyscraper in town
though JJ got in on the action
hey we have a few more skyscrapers now...
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
I really hope that Turkoglu is never ever traded. I think I have more fun having Hedo on the team than just about any player ever.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 8:02 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
he's the best :3
I’m also glad he’s back b/c his jersey was the first one I ever bought, so it’s nice that I didn’t waste that money
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Agree 100%
I understand the point of view that his contract is pretty bad, but I just don’t care. I love the guy.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
I've said this before, but . . .
My wife had a beer mug made with this picture on it and gave it to me for Christmas. Best gift ever.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
ahaha that is incredible
this picture has been my desktop background for the longest
Anytime I read a quote from SVG, I always read it in my best impression of his voice
I think that if Stan was honest, he'd say Hedo was his favorite player too.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Stan practically made Hedo the player he is now
SVG saw that Hedo was so much more than how he was utilized by Brian Hill.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
by funny80sguy on Jan 4, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed
Stan doesn’t’ get enough credit for how he develops players, IMHO.
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
Agreed
I would love to see him coach a young team for several years. I think he would be brilliant.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
And he's worth more to us than he is to anyone else anyway.
You’re not going to create value by trading him.
It's on like Gregg Zaun!
by 3.3seconds on Jan 4, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Besides, if Dwight has to be traded, the Magic aren't going to be anything great for several years anyway
We might as well keep Hedo since his contract is up in two years.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
And the last year is only partially guaranteed
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well with Rashard out, Arenas out, Hedo's contract is the worst
But compared to Shard’s old one, it’s not as bad. IMO he is the 2nd most important player in the Magic roster, so he’s worth the second highest money.
Me too!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
lmao like Rashard could knock Davis over
a bulldozer couldn’t knock that man down
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Dwight with a crazy stat line
17pts, 10reb, 2blk, 2ast in 19 minutes.
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
Depending on how many minutes he gets to play
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
Stan is still our coach
He will get his minutes
#freestevenash
sigh I have to go make cinnamon rolls for my family
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I'll have 2 please!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
mark me down for some also
my mom switched off the game to watch Modern Family
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is it new tonight!?
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
dammit!!
my DVR back home better be recording it
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
id be more mad
if i didnt love the show so much lmao
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it's the best!
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
*cough* Parks and Recreation *cough*
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Gorram Fox cancelling Firefly...
/holds a grudge
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 8:18 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
lol hasn't it been 5 years?
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
More like 8-10 years
It still hurts though.
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lollll
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
I have to admit, I follow Alan Tudyk (Wash) on Twitter
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 8:24 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
he's awesome though!
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
I never got into that
though I know I would like it. I could probably catch up this year, though…
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
It's the best.
You need to watch it.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
that's what everyone says
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Well.
Stop being stubborn. Treat yo self.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
lol I'm not being stubborn
I just haven’t had the time till now!
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
also excellent
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
I liked it from the start but it has really been growing on me more and more.
So, of course, it got pulled mid-season this year.
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
I actually didn't like it at first
so I didn’t keep up with it. I’m only now catching back up.
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
Love that show
I got the first few seasons on DVD and watched 44 episodes in 2 days.
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sure!
come on down! My address is 123 Main Street, Mainland, FL, USA
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
Mapquesting the address as we speak
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Hey! I lived at 456....but i just moved to Chicago :(
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I was right across the street at 122!
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
Did you steal my baby jesus?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
Is it wrong for me to wish for the Nets to fail miserably this year?
Plus lose out on the Dwight sweepstakes? Obviously I want Dwight to stay, but I would actually rather see him on the Lakers than the Nets at this point.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
by funny80sguy on Jan 4, 2012 8:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
no...
im from NJ and i hope the Nets fail miserably lmao…the only time i ever step foot in that arena is for concerts, or when the Magic are in town lol
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I think that it's wrong to waste wishes on things that are completely inevitable.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Nope. But I'll be hoping the Lakers fail too!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
RAAARRR!
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Ryno!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
Ryan has 8 rebounds so far
Season high?
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I think he had a double-double
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 8:24 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
10 rebounds opening night
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 8:26 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Ah, I see
I try to forget the OKC game.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
he had 8 against the Raps i think
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Are you serious...?
Nice path to the basket for Nelson.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 8:24 PM EST reply actions
Ryan rebounds, awkwardly dribbles it before passing the ball, and then nails a 3
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
Ryan looks like a bizarro Ben Affleck
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
nooooo!
Ryan’s much more handsome
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
lol
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
And he doesn't need Matt Damon around to perform well
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 8:27 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
lmao too true
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Truth.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
I do an orange version myself.
Yum, Yum!
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
that's my friend's fav kind
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Your friend is very intelligent
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
Ryan has retaken the rebounds comments seriously
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
dum sums?
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
it's not their fault the SIMS are a little dim...
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
If I remember right, Sims is an online pretend uou are someone lese game.
Why would you want to be a Dim Sim?
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Dwight is making this look ridiculously easy
Who thought Javale McGee was good?
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
Wizards fans
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HEDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 8:30 PM EST reply actions
Making sure you had the monopoly on the exclamations this time, eh?
Kudos, sir . . . kudos.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
It's escalation.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
Just like the cold war.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
The only way to win is to not play.
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 8:32 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Hedo smiling at Rashard after that shot
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
by funny80sguy on Jan 4, 2012 8:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Can we get Rashard back now??
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
The Wiz can amnesty him, and Otis can sign him
Dunno where he’ll fit in the rotation… but meh I love Shard
I'm really hoping we can get him back
after his contract is done.
#freestevenash
why?
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
So he can fittingly win his 1st championship with ORL?
#wishfullthinking
#freestevenash
by zakchi on Jan 4, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mostly because I miss hearing "Leeeeeeeeeeewiiiiiisss!!"
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
You mean "LoooooooooooowiIIIIIs"
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
potatoe
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
and there i meant 'potato'
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
lol
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
The ref's just want to go home.
Don’t expect many fouls calls from now on. Nobody likes back to back to backs.
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions
Ryan Anderson leading in rebounds right now with 12
Dwight has 11 and is probably irritated.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
How dare he try to steal my rebounding title?
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
by 4QB on Jan 4, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
I like Turner as a commentator
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 8:34 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
His voice is rather hypnotic
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
HEDO TURKOGLU‼
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 8:34 PM EST reply actions
I used to be able to watch basketball games, until i took an ....? (guess what it is)
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
It starts with a vowel...
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
No
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
by 4QB on Jan 4, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
It should really be a/an
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
by 4QB on Jan 4, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Then what's with this "an" business?
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
enema
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
No, it just happened out of nowhere
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
by 4QB on Jan 4, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Arrow to the knee?
"If Dwight spent more time practicing and less time b!tching, then maybe he’d be playing a little better." -My Mom
Hedo threw up one of those layups where he knows Dwight is always there for the rebound
Except this time it was Ryan.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
I don't know w/c one will come first
Hedo’s triple Double or Dwights 30/20
#freestevenash
I'm going to say triple-double
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
With RA and Dwight dominating
hedo can only watch them grab the ball
#freestevenash
I'm trying to remember how the lead got this big....
there wasn’t any Magic run, was there? It was just the Wizards kept missing, and missing
The entire first quarter was a Magic run
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 8:37 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Started off 9-0
And then that 1st run.
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
John Wawl (Paul Wall's voice)
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
Mawwiage. Bwessed mawwiage is wot bwings us heah today...
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 8:39 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
wuv
twoo wuv…
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
skwewy wabbit
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
unfortunately this is the speech impediment I had when I was young :x
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
*high five*
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
All I had was Chron’s… Aw sh*t.
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
lol
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
Awww. Young squid is adorable.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
omg
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sawwy skwid...I bet you were cute :)
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
why does everyone keep saying this???
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
They're hoping cute girls like basketball?
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 8:52 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
sigh
I’M NOT CUTE. I’M NOT ATTRACTIVE. WHATEVER IMAGE YOU HAVE IN YOUR HEADS, REPLACE IT WITH THE OFFSPRING OF PRINCESS LEIA AND JABBA THE HUT.
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
I knew something happened while she was chained up there.
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
As a Star Wars geek...
…that IS cute.
:-P
by The BBQ Chicken Madness on Jan 4, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
*kills self*
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
lol
I’m just messin’ with ya.
I assume you’re a man.
(also still just messin’ around)
by The BBQ Chicken Madness on Jan 4, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
And nerds everywhere start to pilgrimage to Squids house
Please leave a message, I'm busy hiding my cat from TGS.
Ultimate hotness! Excuse me..I gotta jump in front of that train...
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
I hate you all
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
I have your avatar as the picture in my mind lol
"If Dwight spent more time practicing and less time b!tching, then maybe he’d be playing a little better." -My Mom
I was "tongue-tied" as a child. Speech class for two years what up!
"If Dwight spent more time practicing and less time b!tching, then maybe he’d be playing a little better." -My Mom
twix ah fo widz
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
by 4QB on Jan 4, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
John Waaal (Lil Jon's voice)
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
by 4QB on Jan 4, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
JJ shaved his head.
And it convinced Dwight to sign an extension.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
awesome
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
ice the buns eh?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
yeah, they were all gooey and sticky
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
but JJ's not there yet, he still has a whole quarter to go.
Please leave a message, I'm busy hiding my cat from TGS.
omg
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
A new Preparation H sales slogan?
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
Dwight took the rebound lead again with 13
Ryan stuck at 12
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
JJ is closing in
with.. errm.. 1Reb?
#freestevenash
Wow, Jordan Crawford shoots it a lot
And really badly.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
Posterized
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
by 4QB on Jan 4, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Those Wizards unis are fugly
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
Look a bit like modernized Bullets unis
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 8:43 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I pulled my neck and it hurts
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
sorry :(
I hurt my back somehow
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Well, then, stop pulling
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 8:44 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
That's not what i mean
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
by 4QB on Jan 4, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Howard with 25/16
c’mon your almost there
#freestevenash
New Jersey is beating Boston at the half 35-34, sounds like a fun game to be watching
Please leave a message, I'm busy hiding my cat from TGS.
Boston sucks?
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
by 4QB on Jan 4, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
Glen Davis and his 2 in off the ground jump shots are hilarious
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
Oh, I was almost ticked Glen Davis shot that
But it was a last second shot.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
He has pretty good shot clock awareness. If only he had a good jumpshot to go with it.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
I actually laughed out loud at that
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
lol
If only I was joking.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
I traded Manu in my fantasy league before he got hurt. I'm laughing at the other owner right now
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
Speaking of nerd talk
I recall a few years ago at the beginning of a season, I traded Amare Stoudemire & Tim Duncan for Lebron James & Tony Parker. Then Amare got hurt for the season a week later. I felt bad for the other guy.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
I'm only doing fantasy hockey this year
I got a chance last week to abuse the Injured Reserve – had a player get hurt, put him on IR, picked up a good player who was hurt, put him on IR too, and then picked up a replacement player.
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 8:51 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
and for anyone who follows hockey, it was Bozak that got hurt, and I picked up Brian Gionta and Mike Grabovski
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 8:54 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
i am legend
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
sorry Dwight....i love you
but Sofia Vergara…oy
Anytime I read a quote from SVG, I always read it in my best impression of his voice
hahaha
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
27/17 for Dwight
He’s closer.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
He's probably like . . .
Eff you, Bynum.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
I very pretty lady.
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
16 pts, 12 rebs
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
oh sweet
he just needs a little more…
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
twss
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
ugh...
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 8:52 PM EST reply actions
what quarter? o.O
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
never mind
I saw D:
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
They mad that they lost to the Hawks
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
by 4QB on Jan 4, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
That didn't work well the last 2 times.
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
twhs
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
I hate it when they yell MVP
And then Dwight misses the free throw. It’s just horribly awkward for all involved.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
And it seems to even hurt the percentage.
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
Really?
Dwight’s percentage can actually get hurt?
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
He really needs to take JJ's video to heart.
His new nickname may become oh fer!
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Davis is clearly trying to get Dwight his 20 rebounds.
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
Hint for Magic offense:
Unless Davis is already within 15-ft of the rim…DON’T PASS TO HIM.
He’s so great once inside that range, but he’s too prone to jack up a shot with his back foot on the 3pt line. Don’t give him the chance.
by The BBQ Chicken Madness on Jan 4, 2012 8:59 PM EST reply actions
I'm just waiting for the first ever hook shot attempt at the 3pt line
Davis is the man to do it.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
He'll probably airball it right into Dwight's hands who proceeds to properly dunk it, then we shall argue whether or not it was a pass.
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
by 4QB on Jan 4, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh man!
I totally forgot about that. I think that was when I started to officially dislike that who shall not be named.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
You obviously don't know what a pass is
/sarcasm
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 9:02 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Yes. Let the 6'8", 300-pound center use his height to get his shot off.
It's on like Gregg Zaun!
by 3.3seconds on Jan 4, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Finally JJ, finally
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 9:00 PM EST reply actions
Just 1 more basket, Dwight
Or 5 more free throw tries.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
lmao
Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
If Dwight was shooting 57% from the line tonight
He’d already have 30/20
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
I will say
that it’s great to see Ryan snagging so many rebounds. Obviously, he’s been awesome in general, but that’s been the one thing he hasn’t done as well as we know he can.
It's on like Gregg Zaun!
by 3.3seconds on Jan 4, 2012 9:02 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Boston has taken the lead
47-44
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
againtst who?
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Nets
I really want the Nets to lose as many games as possible.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
Nets.
Boston is missing a couple people, and Nets are missing D-Will.
It’s like a D-League game…lol.
by The BBQ Chicken Madness on Jan 4, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
They took Dwight out
They should give him a shot.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
You'd hate him even more if Howard comes down on someone's foot and messes up his ankle
Please leave a message, I'm busy hiding my cat from TGS.
/Proceeds to get a technical
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
by 4QB on Jan 4, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
he's the man of steel, he can't get hurt
#excuses
#freestevenash
BTW, he's still doing that dunk shot and landing on a single foot thing
it scares me when he does that
#freestevenash
That is a sexy %
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
creeperrr
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
I only creep for you, honey sugar plum.
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
*backs away*
Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
What are you doing later? You want to grab a bite?
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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
*runs*
Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
lol
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. ;D
RAWR! (╯°□°）╯︵ ƃuıuɹnqǝʞı˥ǝʇsɐ┴ɐ
by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
And more than half of those shots are threes.
64.4% true shooting coming into this game.
He’s on pace to shoot 244 threes this season… which would be fourth all-time.
In a 66-game season.
It's on like Gregg Zaun!
We should put an asterisk to this season
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
The funny thing is...
…you know who he’d replace for fourth all-time?
Jason Richardson, 2007-08.
It's on like Gregg Zaun!
Why don't we take out the rest of the starters?
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
So we can have another fanpost about how SVG is not using his players correctly?
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
by funny80sguy on Jan 4, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
EARL NEEDS MORE THAN 5 MINUTES
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
by 4QB on Jan 4, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
JJ SHOULD PLAY THE POINT TO GIVE MORE MINUTES TO WAFER
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
Yep, he could lead the lead in turn overs with ease.
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
me too!!
At least, TWSS!
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
I lol'd
Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
ty
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
EARL NEEDS MORE THAN 5 MINUTES
to make a field goal.
If he’s the only guy on the court.
It's on like Gregg Zaun!
Predict tomorrow's lottery numbers
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
by 4QB on Jan 4, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
lol we just did that as a family
idk when we became a lottery family, but there you go
Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
1,2,3,4,5,6
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
That's actually as good as any other combination
Problem is you will probably share the winnings with 500 other idiots. (I’m not calling you that by the way)
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
J-Rich and post-ups
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
J-Rich is pissing me off.
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
then his goal in life is complete
Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Well at least he made a goal...smh
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
Stan looking all studious
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
Big Baby that drove to the basket and made a layup?
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
it's the end of the world!
Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
are you supposed to be fighting the anti-Christ?
Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Why do you think I wanted to get you alone?
by TheJesus on Jan 4, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
hahaha that was good
Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
I never want to see that again
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 9:08 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Hey! It's been more than 24 hours
That must be why Dwight was pulled. Trade went through.
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
lol
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
Oh
Wafer is actually in the game
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
Larry!
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
Nilla!!!!!
RAWR! (╯°□°）╯︵ ƃuıuɹnqǝʞı˥ǝʇsɐ┴ɐ
by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions
Flat Jumpshot in game!
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
Q-Rich in too!
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
And Harper, and Smallville
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 9:10 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Woo. Get here with 3:30 left in the game. Looks like it was a great game for us lol
Saw Dwight got a 20/20
"If Dwight spent more time practicing and less time b!tching, then maybe he’d be playing a little better." -My Mom
just shy of 30, too lol
Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Yea. 28 and 20 I think. Dang you Dwight. Hit two FT and you would've gotten on ESPN
"If Dwight spent more time practicing and less time b!tching, then maybe he’d be playing a little better." -My Mom
Yup.
Howard: 28 pts, 20 rbs
Anderson: 23 pts, 15 rbs
Crazy.
by The BBQ Chicken Madness on Jan 4, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Can't complain with that production. I also saw Jameer killing it earlier
"If Dwight spent more time practicing and less time b!tching, then maybe he’d be playing a little better." -My Mom
He'd have hit that with just 57% from the line.
Instead of the 42% he shot.
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
Story of Dwight's FT %
"If Dwight spent more time practicing and less time b!tching, then maybe he’d be playing a little better." -My Mom
Full reserve unit!
Hughes, Wafer, Q, Harper, Clark!
Wow.
by The BBQ Chicken Madness on Jan 4, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions
VonILLA Wafer
see what i did there?
Anytime I read a quote from SVG, I always read it in my best impression of his voice
very good lol
Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
im getting clever
watch out world
Anytime I read a quote from SVG, I always read it in my best impression of his voice
EARL IS GETTING HIS MINUTES IN- LET HIM HAVE HIS DOUBLE-DOUBLE!
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
turnovers and what?
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Shots taken
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
by 4QB on Jan 4, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
The Capitals cont look good tonight....
the Orlando Globe Trotters look good though!
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions
I want Larry Hughes to take all the shots. I want to see how long it takes for him to make one
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
Does it only count on the Magic's basket?
Or would it count on the other end, too?
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
You would have loved the Wizards in the middle of last decade, then.
I think that was their actual game plan.
It's on like Gregg Zaun!
Clark & Harper. The dream team.
RAWR! (╯°□°）╯︵ ƃuıuɹnqǝʞı˥ǝʇsɐ┴ɐ
by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions
and we will never sleep again
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
anyone else creeped out by those Florida Hospital commercials
with people living to like…150?
Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
That’s an ugly sight, sex at 150….
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
You wouldn't say that if you were 149.
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
now why would you say that???
Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
I am nearing very, very old age
but I have vitamin V
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Viagra?
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Is that a question?
Or is that the answer?
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
both?
Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
One day, you too will believe in miracle drugs, err, it your were male you would.
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
That is not a vitamin. Silly rabbit. .
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Vampirism
RAWR! (╯°□°）╯︵ ƃuıuɹnqǝʞı˥ǝʇsɐ┴ɐ
by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
not in my dictionary..
Vampirism ?
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
If Ryan had stayed in for a few more minutes, he could have grabbed 5 more rebounds and had a 20-20 also...
I wonder if there has ever been a game where two teammates had 20-20 games.
They are enjoying the amenities
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
oh right...
Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
I'm assuming you mean GPS and leather seats
Because even the Ozone can’t keep ’em there at this point.
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
Q-BALLIN!
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
I see what you did there
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 9:14 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I like how Q is taking all of the shots
Come on, Quentin, let the rookie have a shot or two.
If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.
MY BALL! >:(
Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Even the announcers are born...talking about random guys on the bench.
by The BBQ Chicken Madness on Jan 4, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions
lol bored?
Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
The Wizards won't win without an announcer who isn't.
Also, Birnam Wood will have to come to the Verizon Center.
It's on like Gregg Zaun!
i wish theyd
Play q more. I like his d and no nonsense attitude
by DaytonaJim00 on Jan 4, 2012 9:16 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Were they holding hands when they dunked that?
"If Dwight spent more time practicing and less time b!tching, then maybe he’d be playing a little better." -My Mom
TheGiantSquid
Do you have AIM or something? I need to ask you something vitally important.
no
and er what?
Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
bum bum BUUUUUMMMMMMMM
Anytime I read a quote from SVG, I always read it in my best impression of his voice
TGS must have sinned very badly
#freestevenash
He's going to pop the question
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
by 4QB on Jan 4, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
"Do you know I love you TGS?"
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
A mission from God. Of vital importance
If I posted it publicly here all 13 dimensions would collapse. I’ve already said too much.
Will this make her rich?
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
by 4QB on Jan 4, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
spiritually
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
it's just a letter he has from JJ that reads, do you like me check yes or no
Please leave a message, I'm busy hiding my cat from TGS.
The answer is Yes?
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
by 4QB on Jan 4, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
no
Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
I already told that talking snake that I wasn't interested
Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Bob.
by The Dark on Jan 4, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
199 recs
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Frontcourt domination!
Not to overlook the rest of the team, but Howard + Ryan = 63 combined minutes, 51 points on 18-29 shooting, 35 rebounds.
That’s against Javale McGee, Andray Blatche and something called a “Trevor Booker.” But still.
It's on like Gregg Zaun!
Our reserve unit sucks- thus, why they call it a reserve unit
"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"
3rd Unit...
But yeah, they were rough. In fairness, there was no one out there to help run things on the floor. Just some time for them to see the speed of an actual game.
by The BBQ Chicken Madness on Jan 4, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah... no actual rotation players in that lineup.
With the possible exception of Q. Not even Duhon or Davis.
It's on like Gregg Zaun!
Tom?
RAWR! (╯°□°）╯︵ ƃuıuɹnqǝʞı˥ǝʇsɐ┴ɐ
by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 4, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
heh
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by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Yep, 18 will never be 20!
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
I feel so bad for Rashard
I hate when any of our former players ends up on a crap team :(
Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
Well, not just any former player
But, yeah, Rashard deserves better.
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
yeah..
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
he will end up on a better team after this contract
if he can still play and contribute a bit (hopefully a contender)
There's no chance the Wizards amnesty him, is there?
I don’t know if he’d be interested either, but we could definitely use a backup PF/SF… he could probably get at least 20 minutes a game, right?
It's on like Gregg Zaun!
When you suck, you suck.
Be rich and happy!!
Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." -Wilt Chamberlin
by Both_Teams_Played_ on Jan 4, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Teams still have to pay amnestied players.
They just don’t count toward the cap.
It's on like Gregg Zaun!
good game guyy
time for some Modern Family magic…catch you guys Friday!
Anytime I read a quote from SVG, I always read it in my best impression of his voice
night!
Fetch me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
by TheGiantSquid on Jan 4, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
good night.
Here on the west coast it’s only 6:15. Modern Family is hours away.
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
oh jeez...
i wont spoil it then haha =]
Anytime I read a quote from SVG, I always read it in my best impression of his voice
Dwight's 34th double double...
And according to ESPN Stats on twitter:
Dwight Howard records his 34th career 20-20 game; since he entered the league, he has as many as the next highest four players combined
I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?
Ok People..good night...I forgot how fun this is...see you at Chicago(well I'm in Chicago now..and it's a bit chilly ..) night1
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
oh...Bass is balling by the way..
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming …" - Theodore Roosevelt
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