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Orlando Magic at Boston Celtics Game Preview

Orlando Magic at Boston Celtics, Jan 23, 2012 7:30 PM EST


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2011/2012 NBA Season
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<a class='sbn-auto-link' href='http://www.sbnation.com/nba/teams/boston-celtics'>Boston Celtics</a> main logo
11-4 (5-2 away)
Won 1
6-9 (4-6 home)
Won 1
January 23rd, 2012
TD Garden
7:30 PM
Sun Sports / NBA TV
Possible Starters
Jameer Nelson PG Avery Bradley
Jason Richardson SG Sasha Pavlovic
Hedo Turkoglu SF Paul Pierce
Ryan Anderson PF Kevin Garnett
Dwight Howard C Jermaine O'Neal
2011/12 Advanced Stats
89.5 (T-24th) Pace 88.9 (28th)
107.6 (2nd) ORtg 100.7 (20th)
101.6 (T-12th) DRtg 101.6 (T-12th)
Game Officials
Tom Washington
Leroy Richardson
Scott Twardoski

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We better win

Rondo, Ray, and Pietrus are all out. I think Dooling is also out. Their starting back court is Avery Bradley and Pavlovic.

by JW10 on Jan 23, 2012 6:50 PM EST reply actions  

Wilcox is out too.

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"- Wayne Gretzky"- Michael Scott

by jackhammerslam on Jan 23, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Totally agree, but this sort of setup always feels like a trap game.

Home team been playing poorly, role players getting more minutes (and confidence they won’t be pulled off the court) filling in for missing guys. Totally ripe for some statistical anomalies.

Magic should have this, but games like this are all downside for the Magic.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Rivalry Game

The Celtics are going to give it everything they got. Let’s hope the Magic don’t look at the record and the injuries and let down.

Defense has been picking up a bit recently. I hope to see that trend continue in Boston tonight. Especially because I hate Boston, but ESPECIALLY because I love defense.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 6:55 PM EST reply actions  

With Boston having such a bad year, and with all their injuries...

… the Magic are 6 1/2 point favorites, with an over/under of 176 (http://sportsbook.com).

I can’t remember the last time the Magic were favorites to win in Boston, let alone by 6 1/2 points.

Boston is 0-6 this season against teams with a winning record, with four of those losses coming at home.

Boston leads the league in three point percentage at 42.7%, but a lot of that is due to Ray Allen, who will miss the game. The Magic are second at three point shooting, making 40.1% of their attempts.

Chicago Blackhawks... 2010 Stanley Cup Champions, and contenders for 2012
Chicago Bears... as many playoff wins this year as Green Bay... zero
Orlando Magic... 2009 Eastern Conference Champions, and contenders for 2012

by Mike from Illinois on Jan 23, 2012 7:00 PM EST reply actions  

Yes.

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"- Wayne Gretzky"- Michael Scott

by jackhammerslam on Jan 23, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

He's day-to-day

Allen isn’t listed as a starter, so I assume he will not play tonight.

Chicago Blackhawks... 2010 Stanley Cup Champions, and contenders for 2012
Chicago Bears... as many playoff wins this year as Green Bay... zero
Orlando Magic... 2009 Eastern Conference Champions, and contenders for 2012

by Mike from Illinois on Jan 23, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe Glen will do it when Garnett starts trashtalking him

Or Glen will break down into the fetal position in psychological distress. Either way, it would make for riveting television.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Why can't this game start at a decent time like 4:00 (7:00 EST)?

I like getting on with my day once the game is over.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 7:13 PM EST reply actions  

Brandon Bass

So far this season, the former Magic player is averaging 11.5 PPG on 48.1% FG shooting and 72.7% FT shooting. The PPG is the highest of his career, but his FG and FT percentages are down considerably from his career averages.

He is also averaging 6.4 rebounds per game, which is a career high and up from his career average. His assists are virtually non-existent, as he is averaging 0.6 assists per game. He averages 0.9 turnovers per game.

Chicago Blackhawks... 2010 Stanley Cup Champions, and contenders for 2012
Chicago Bears... as many playoff wins this year as Green Bay... zero
Orlando Magic... 2009 Eastern Conference Champions, and contenders for 2012

by Mike from Illinois on Jan 23, 2012 7:14 PM EST reply actions  

What? No assists?

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Great opportunity

for the Magic, take advantage of injuries and get a W at the TD garden, keep improving the record

by ArmandoT11 on Jan 23, 2012 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

This is a guaranteed win

Sasha Pavlovic is starting for them

I'm just a sucker with no self esteem

by tiquanunderwear on Jan 23, 2012 7:29 PM EST reply actions  

is Hedo still out?

Anytime I read a quote from SVG, I always read it in my best impression of his voice

by FlyHighJets on Jan 23, 2012 7:29 PM EST reply actions  

Hedo is back.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope it is

This team’s always better when Hedo got back

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 23, 2012 7:35 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

fantastic

thanks people =]

Anytime I read a quote from SVG, I always read it in my best impression of his voice

by FlyHighJets on Jan 23, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope. He's in.

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"- Wayne Gretzky"- Michael Scott

by jackhammerslam on Jan 23, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

We win tonight and Dwight becomes Orlando's scoring leader of the franchise tonight.

Only needs 26 points I believe to be #1. Let’s go Magic!!!!

Live, Laugh, Love

by DrkMagic on Jan 23, 2012 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

22 to go.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

20.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you see the stat about dunks coming into the game?

Celtics have 43 on the season. Dwight Howard has 34.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really surprising

Their bigs are KG, Fish Out Of The Paint, and the shambling corpse of Jermaine O’Neal

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 23, 2012 7:50 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

well good start

Anytime I read a quote from SVG, I always read it in my best impression of his voice

by FlyHighJets on Jan 23, 2012 7:43 PM EST reply actions  

well thats better

Anytime I read a quote from SVG, I always read it in my best impression of his voice

by FlyHighJets on Jan 23, 2012 7:45 PM EST reply actions  

Just really have to weather the opening storm.

With all of the adversity the home team is bound to have a shot at some extra oomph. If you can keep them at bay to start you can keep the crowd out and demoralize them.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate these road NBA TV games

Especially with such insanely homer announcers.

I want my homer announcers.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Right! lol

Nothing personal. It's just revenge.

by Mr_Major on Jan 23, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

And Heinsohn is the worst of the worst.

If the Magic extend this lead you’ll start hearing him complain about the refs or injuries.

by KD1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Fortunately, I was able to switch to a different stream

I changed it the minute Heinsohn started exclaiming.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Good.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

I always like when they show Nick Anderson shimmying during that game when Shaq first came back

Classic.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

Hedo really needs to stop travelling.

Every time he comes off that screen and catches a pass he drags his plant foot.

by asharp12587 on Jan 23, 2012 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

nice

Nothing personal. It's just revenge.

by Mr_Major on Jan 23, 2012 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

Seriously . . . Pavolic?

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

Nice D, Glen...

And crappy shot, Richardson.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

Jrich has started really well.

But he started to think he was Jordan for a sec.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

Heinsohn already complaining about the refs

I might have to find the Magic stream or just listen to the radio.

by KD1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:56 PM EST reply actions  

Yup

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It's worth it

You might as well do it since there is 3.5 quarters left

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

live feed anyone

my lack of cable is torturing me

by scottr08 on Jan 23, 2012 7:56 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

try firstrowsports.com

Anytime I read a quote from SVG, I always read it in my best impression of his voice

by FlyHighJets on Jan 23, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

firstrow.tv

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't dribble that next time, Dwight

Ask JJ how the extra dribble works out. :/

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 7:57 PM EST reply actions  

funny thought...

what do we call players on the team?? are they a Magic….Magics…Magicians?

Anytime I read a quote from SVG, I always read it in my best impression of his voice

by FlyHighJets on Jan 23, 2012 7:57 PM EST reply actions  

Magicians is usually used with a wink.

But there really isn’t a consensus.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

one of those team names that you just dont know lol

Anytime I read a quote from SVG, I always read it in my best impression of his voice

by FlyHighJets on Jan 23, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Handsome Hedo and the Magic Men?

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Ball.

Nothing personal. It's just revenge.

by Mr_Major on Jan 23, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

winrar

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Surprised he didn't pass out under the basket on that rebound.

No, I’m not.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

"Pass"?

What is this “pass” of which you speak?

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 23, 2012 8:02 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

With 12 points, Dwight is almost halfway to the 26 needed to be the Magic's all time leading scorer

And we’re still in the 1st quarter. Making free throws helps a lot.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

I just hope that Dwight takes Nick's Games Played record as well

Only 200 more games needed!

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Excellent point.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Dwight is sitting in the first quarter?

And he isn’t in foul trouble? SVG must be rationing minutes.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

lolz

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

Davis...please......stop.

Nothing personal. It's just revenge.

by Mr_Major on Jan 23, 2012 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

Seriously.

Stop. No, we’re serious. Stop.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

The Magic should play better.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

There has been some nice unselfish passing

But the extra dribbles to the hole have been turning those into bad shots.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice JJ.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

It’s amazing how much confidence Chris Duhon lacks.

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by Blood, Sugar, Sex, ORLANDO Magic on Jan 23, 2012 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

I don't mind it when Glen shoots the ball within the flow of the offense (even if he misses)

I just hate it when he tries to create for himself. Nothing good comes of it.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

Completely true.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, he is like the expert at getting open for the pass with 5 seconds left

And the Magic players keep forgetting that he really shouldn’t have the ball at that point.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh!

I’m hooked into a UK stream of the Magic game. I was wondering why the commercials were sorta awesome.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

lol

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 23, 2012 8:10 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Nice.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice Q!

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

And some nice D, um ... Q.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

Love how the ball hit the ground on the rebound between 4 Magicians.

Then they nearly lost it through their legs. Sheesh.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

Garnett is feasting on Glen, unfortunately

I think he wants to pad his block stats.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

Defend better.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

That was a crazy possession lol

"If Dwight spent more time practicing and less time b!tching, then maybe he’d be playing a little better." -My Mom

by BigMac12111 on Jan 23, 2012 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

That's the kind of play I like Davis doing!

Working for rebounds and nailing a shot within the flow.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

Davis showing some energy.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

we always start out slow,

I imagine as the game goes on things will change

by Magical-OverHauL on Jan 23, 2012 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

Plus Dwight has sat for the last 6 minutes or so

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Davis is gobbling up those rebounds

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

Nice take by Glen

"If Dwight spent more time practicing and less time b!tching, then maybe he’d be playing a little better." -My Mom

by BigMac12111 on Jan 23, 2012 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

lol, Davis is having the best game of the year

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

Glen don't do that

You made it, but no.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

Does Bass look smaller in a Celtics uniform, or is that just me?

"If Dwight spent more time practicing and less time b!tching, then maybe he’d be playing a little better." -My Mom

by BigMac12111 on Jan 23, 2012 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

He said he's 6 pounds heavier than last year

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Really? Wow. Never would've guessed that

"If Dwight spent more time practicing and less time b!tching, then maybe he’d be playing a little better." -My Mom

by BigMac12111 on Jan 23, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

So I'm not the only one. Cooleo. Thanks for letting me know lol

"If Dwight spent more time practicing and less time b!tching, then maybe he’d be playing a little better." -My Mom

by BigMac12111 on Jan 23, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

No foul under the basket? Psh okay

"If Dwight spent more time practicing and less time b!tching, then maybe he’d be playing a little better." -My Mom

by BigMac12111 on Jan 23, 2012 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

Every other player gets that called almost automatically

Dwight virtually never does.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I just saw Bass pass it

I was pretty sure it was somebody else.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

A little bit of both, but mostly ugly game

"If Dwight spent more time practicing and less time b!tching, then maybe he’d be playing a little better." -My Mom

by BigMac12111 on Jan 23, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Good defense

Nobody is really getting an open shot.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Good defense by the Celtics.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh no...

Larry Hughes is talking to Dwight. Who is allowing this?

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

I miss AJ

Now that is a man who knew how to shoot in the closing seconds of a quarter . .. at least that was the only time he was given permission to.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

He played some monster games man

Loved how he got the whole bench cheering for him.. long live no neck

by simsherman on Jan 23, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

And he dunked it once in a garbage game and I swear the bench was about to explode cause they were going so crazy lol

"If Dwight spent more time practicing and less time b!tching, then maybe he’d be playing a little better." -My Mom

by BigMac12111 on Jan 23, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Jameer! Woop woop

"If Dwight spent more time practicing and less time b!tching, then maybe he’d be playing a little better." -My Mom

by BigMac12111 on Jan 23, 2012 8:30 PM EST reply actions  

J-Rich totally lost Daniels under the rim

He was lucky nothing came out of it.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

Ugh... this game.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

This

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

This rivalry has run its course.

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by Blood, Sugar, Sex, ORLANDO Magic on Jan 23, 2012 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

Nice site

I used to be an electronic music DJ in Orlando, but that was quite some time ago.

Keep Hedo

by Satch30 on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks.

EDM has really taken over Orlando.

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by Blood, Sugar, Sex, ORLANDO Magic on Jan 23, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

*Draws a dot on white board*

“Guys, this is Dwight. Get him the ball.”

"If Dwight spent more time practicing and less time b!tching, then maybe he’d be playing a little better." -My Mom

by BigMac12111 on Jan 23, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

It's really crazy how fast Turk can go cold. I mean his passes aren't on point, he's shooting bricks, and he's not even complaining as well as he usually does

He’s a keeper

"If Dwight spent more time practicing and less time b!tching, then maybe he’d be playing a little better." -My Mom

by BigMac12111 on Jan 23, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

He should just complain in the mirror. Start arguing with himself

"If Dwight spent more time practicing and less time b!tching, then maybe he’d be playing a little better." -My Mom

by BigMac12111 on Jan 23, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a feeling I'm going to be frustrated all game.

Even more-so when Glen Davis is on the court

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by 808duck on Jan 23, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

I agree.

Davis has been pretty good on defense tonight, but on offense he makes me want to gouge my own eyes out.

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by 808duck on Jan 23, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Earl Clark should never shoot

Ever.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:36 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Don't do this to me

I just got angry thinking about it.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

SVG

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Larry Hughes, easy. I mean he takes bad shots, but at least he makes some

Clark misses any shot, good or bad

"If Dwight spent more time practicing and less time b!tching, then maybe he’d be playing a little better." -My Mom

by BigMac12111 on Jan 23, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Before tonight:

Earl Clark: .333 FG%
Larry Hughes: .186 FG%

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 23, 2012 8:42 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Eh. I'll still take it

"If Dwight spent more time practicing and less time b!tching, then maybe he’d be playing a little better." -My Mom

by BigMac12111 on Jan 23, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Big question

The rotations have been weird tonight for sure.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder if Wafer mouthed off to SVG during practice or something

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Magic shooting 27%

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 PM EST reply actions  

Dear laws of regression, affect our shooting ability

-Signed, Orlando Shankgic

"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"

by 4QB on Jan 23, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

Our problems start before that.

We routinely get the ball over the mid court line just before an 8 second call. Our offense doesn’t even get going most possessions with more than 10 seconds on the shot clock – and then things REALLY slow down.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

When Earl Clark can't defend Brandon Bass, you know we suck

"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"

by 4QB on Jan 23, 2012 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, not sure what's up with him.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Are we Earl Clark now?

Earl Clark IS Brandon Bass minus 30 pounds and a mid-range jumper.

It's on like Gregg Zaun!

by 3.3seconds on Jan 23, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

And minus rap skills.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

It was ugly, but at least Jameer hit the shot

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

I nominate Sasha Pavlovic for today's random white guy that we don't know about but is actually pretty good

"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"

by 4QB on Jan 23, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

They probably shouldn't play Earl Clark anymore.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"

by 4QB on Jan 23, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

He also can't defend.

Unless we’re trying to let Bass score 30 for old time’s sake they should probably guard him.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

What are these lineups?

JRich and JJ combine for only 17 min? WTF. Put in Wafer instead of 11 minutes of Q.

I’m confused.

by TragicMatt on Jan 23, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

Agreed. It's all out of whack for some reason.

I don’t know if its about preparing for tomorrows game and resting guys or what. Still, it’s very disconcerting.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Harper! Harper! Harper! Free Harper! Free Harper!

"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"

by 4QB on Jan 23, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

...

Too soon after the “Free Earl” movement

Bob.

by The Dark on Jan 23, 2012 8:45 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Exactly.

This was exactly what I was afraid up there way on my comment before the game started. Their guys have every reason to play all out, the Magic have no upside. If they win, they are supposed to. If they don’t, they are embarrassed. All of the pressure is on them while the Celtics have guys just aching for a chance to play and no one expects them to win.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Stop making this day bad Tragic

After Chip Kelly non-hiring, this is a bad day to lose

"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"

by 4QB on Jan 23, 2012 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, some of us are happy Chip is still coaching the Ducks!

I was seriously bummed last night when we all thought he was gone.

THE OREGON DUCKS ARE ROSE BOWL CHAMPIONS!!!

by 808duck on Jan 23, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sad now

"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"

by 4QB on Jan 23, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

Hedo when he finds that there is no pizza in Orlando

"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"

by 4QB on Jan 23, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Hedo when he finds the stench of Kevin Garnett is unbearable

"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"

by 4QB on Jan 23, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

This is a fun game. Who can caption this one?

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm coming up blank.

Hey wait, that can be an Otis quote!

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Guess who didn't vote for Bynum as the best Center in the League?

He couldn’t vote for Howard.

Magic Fan since the 1992-1993 Season.
Caracas, Venezuela.

by North of the South on Jan 23, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Otis when he finds out that there is a Golden state warrior available

"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"

by 4QB on Jan 23, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

on the trade block

"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"

by 4QB on Jan 23, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Bingo.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

lol, winner.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

This game is just weird

Is SVG just trying different lineups because he isn’t particularly worried about Boston? I don’t get it.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

Washington Lizards seriously are bad

"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"

by 4QB on Jan 23, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

You know what I hate?

When the Magic miss a few three-pointers and start acting like that’s not a part of their game. It’s not like the Celtics were playing any kind of outstanding perimeter defense or anything… they got a few open looks, didn’t convert, and seemingly just decided, “oh, well, those aren’t going in.”

That’s not how it works. A good shot is a good shot, and will continue to be a good shot. If you were being defended well, that’s one thing. But if you pass up open threes — or stop looking for them — because a couple open threes don’t go in, that’s like refusing to keep flipping a coin because you flipped it three times and called it wrong all three. Moreover, if you rip out the part of your game plan where you try to shoot threes, you end up having to rewrite the playbook on the fly, and things get really disjointed.

It's on like Gregg Zaun!

by 3.3seconds on Jan 23, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

Agreed.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

D-Rose is back

"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"

by 4QB on Jan 23, 2012 8:52 PM EST reply actions  

How is that an offensive foul?

That is completely ridiculous.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

I´m gonna look away for a bit. It has worked in the past.

Will check the game again in 20 minutes, hopefully things will look different by then.

Magic Fan since the 1992-1993 Season.
Caracas, Venezuela.

by North of the South on Jan 23, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

Anything is POSSIBLE!!!

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Finally.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

Hedo!

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

Ouch.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

No foul? Seriously?

I guess it was a clean takedown from the back.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

Mother$#@%R$#%$#$

$@#$# $%%$ %$543 $@$#$#

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

Giving the ball away

"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"

by 4QB on Jan 23, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

Floppers

"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"

by 4QB on Jan 23, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

Yup

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Watch Dwight get the only technical here.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

Fight him.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

WTF happened there

"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"

by 4QB on Jan 23, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

At least Dwight didn't fight him

"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"

by 4QB on Jan 23, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

In a way, I would like to see that just for curiosity sake

Dwight in a fight would be interesting.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

With his reach and upper body strength?

You’d better be using high speed cameras to film it.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

So, Dwight gets a double technical for moving the guys hand from touching his face?

That makes sense.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

WTF was that Nelson?

"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"

by 4QB on Jan 23, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

Did he just lose the ball on the jump? I couldn't tell.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

This game.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

What the hell is wrong with Jameer?

He’s been off this entire year.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

No idea. But it's not good.

Our PG position is just terrible. I actually look forward to Duhon coming in lately.

It is that bad!

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

This is even worse than the SA game.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

So far.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

At least there was a legit excuse for the Spurs game

This one, not so much.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

What the hell is Jameer Nelson doing tonight?

Unfortunate thing is…Duhon would only be worse.

by MightyMouth on Jan 23, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

Are we sure?

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I almost wrote "Let's put Hughes in"

I then threw up in my mouth.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Greg Stiesma is the whitest white guy in the league

"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"

by 4QB on Jan 23, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

After Scalabrine

"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"

by 4QB on Jan 23, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Stop not being able to shoot FT's

"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"

by 4QB on Jan 23, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

Okay, this is officially "one of those games"

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

Whitest white guy in the league gets a block

"I'm a little dysfunctional
You're the problem, Please don't awakin me
And I'm that way cause back in the day
Most have forsaken me"

by 4QB on Jan 23, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

Brandon Bass looks like an all-nba candidate

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, FFS

I just had to log back in for that. Seriously. Full contact wrestling out there tonight.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

I have to blame this one on Squid.

She is not here, and look at the Magic.

Magic Fan since the 1992-1993 Season.
Caracas, Venezuela.

by North of the South on Jan 23, 2012 9:20 PM EST reply actions  

Excellent point.

Grr..

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I say we should recommend that she be banned

But this time forever.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

That makes sense

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Was she banned once before?

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Caracas, Venezuela.

by North of the South on Jan 23, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

She gets banned semi-regularly.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

Allegedly Evan did it on accident.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

On OPP?

Or another fansite?

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

here

Magic Fan since the 1992-1993 Season.
Caracas, Venezuela.

by North of the South on Jan 23, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

That's odd

A warning should have sufficed, but I guess that was your warning.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I swear constantly.

Not using inappropriate language is a huge struggle for me.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm like a ticking time bomb.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I had to restrain myself and just bang random keys instead

Didn’t feel as good either. Of course, it did bruise my fingers so it could have been that.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

All push on the hip - no ball at all

And of course, no call. KG is MAGICAL!

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

...and Von Wafer gets no burn in a game where we need offense?

…He couldn’t possibly do any worse than who we’ve had.

by MightyMouth on Jan 23, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Agreed.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

If you are calling that carry..

You need to call carry on every possession in the NBA. Seriously.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

This game is painful to watch.

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by Blood, Sugar, Sex, ORLANDO Magic on Jan 23, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

Beyond painful?

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by Blood, Sugar, Sex, ORLANDO Magic on Jan 23, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Scoring one fg in the quarter so far isn’t helping either.

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by Blood, Sugar, Sex, ORLANDO Magic on Jan 23, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

It is awful

26% for the Magic. Dwight only 4 for 13, so you know he’s not being fouled. He just can’t hit shots a foot from the basket.

F’in Boston thug ball.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the truth.

it’s like watching YMCA out there.

by Vindibudd on Jan 23, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

They probably should.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

lol, Matty.

Stop talking about the Magic “waking up”. This Magic performane isn’t sleepwalking, this is zombie-ism.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

True.

I would have turned the game off. I hate Tommy Heisohn more than any broadcaster on earth.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd kill to hear Matty say anything right now.

The Boston announcers. UGH!

I'm torn. Is JJ Redick the White Mamba or the White Ray Allen?

by EnnBee on Jan 23, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Me too

This game is not worth staying up past 2am for… making my blood boil

by simsherman on Jan 23, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

5 points after 10 minutes in a quarter. W.T.F.H.

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Caracas, Venezuela.

by North of the South on Jan 23, 2012 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

This is sad.

Nobody on our team can dribble. If their defense is really this good, they wouldn’t have the record they have right now

by Memphissleek on Jan 23, 2012 9:29 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

JJ should have never ran his mouth about this team being just as good as the team that made it to the finals in ’09.

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by Blood, Sugar, Sex, ORLANDO Magic on Jan 23, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

They are relying on Wafer to take it up the court

Hmmm.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

Don't you dare talk about Dennis that way.

The Fat Guy is always on the top of his game.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

49 by the Bulls in '99.

Lowest point total by a team for a game.

We’ve got a shot at it. Put Clark back in.

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

And Hughes.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

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by Blood, Sugar, Sex, ORLANDO Magic on Jan 23, 2012 9:35 PM EST reply actions  

Exactly.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

You know what sucks?

I have never seen Brandon Bass this animated before.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

Are the Magic high?
That travel was so blatant.

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by Blood, Sugar, Sex, ORLANDO Magic on Jan 23, 2012 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

if i knew i would waste 2 hours on basketball tonight

i would have visited CharlesBarkley.com

Anytime I read a quote from SVG, I always read it in my best impression of his voice

by FlyHighJets on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

Okay, I'm checking out

Good night, all.

If the Magic must trade Dwight, Hedo better stay. He needs to retire a Magic.

by funny80sguy on Jan 23, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

later, dude

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by aTasteLikeBurning on Jan 23, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

13 fgs made all game for Orlando…

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by Blood, Sugar, Sex, ORLANDO Magic on Jan 23, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

Boston announcers

are almost as bad as their fans

Anytime I read a quote from SVG, I always read it in my best impression of his voice

by FlyHighJets on Jan 23, 2012 9:43 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

cool story bro

how many times did you post somewhere when your team was crapping the bed?

Anytime I read a quote from SVG, I always read it in my best impression of his voice

by FlyHighJets on Jan 23, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry...

Massholes are the worst..up there with Philly

Anytime I read a quote from SVG, I always read it in my best impression of his voice

by FlyHighJets on Jan 23, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

My ex-boss was the epitome of a Masshole sports fan.
If you didn’t root for the Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins, or Celtics you might as well be rooting for a make believe team.
They’re so dense. I don’t know if it’s sad, pathetic, or a combination of both…

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by Blood, Sugar, Sex, ORLANDO Magic on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

it will be funny tho

the Rex Sox collapsed, the Celtics have one good game in the past like 6….and hopefully the Patriots lose..then we shouldnt hear much

Anytime I read a quote from SVG, I always read it in my best impression of his voice

by FlyHighJets on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Doubtful.
Even when they’re winning they complain about everything.

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by Blood, Sugar, Sex, ORLANDO Magic on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I've always been a fan of Nelson.

But good god we need a new and better pg.

by asharp12587 on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

While I'm also starting to doubt Nelson, can't pin this one on him alone.

This was a teamwide horrible display.

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by North of the South on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh in no way am I pinning it on him.

Our team is just not up to par. I think we need 2 new starters to go with Howard. All positions are up for grabs at this point but starting C.

by asharp12587 on Jan 23, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

off nights are gonna happen

but if Nelson isn’t going to improve, he has to be upgraded.

by Mr.Hoss on Jan 23, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Bringing up the ball doesn't have an off night.

He can’t pass off double teams and pressure from back court. There’s a reason why DH wants CP3 and Deron.

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by zakchi on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

gotta regroup

and take em down at our house on thursday

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by FlyHighJets on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

one would hope...

thatd be fun to watch

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by FlyHighJets on Jan 23, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

this is

Gonna be a franchise low.

by DaytonaJim00 on Jan 23, 2012 10:01 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

This game makes me want to puke.

Then I heard the Boston broadcast and did puke.

THE OREGON DUCKS ARE ROSE BOWL CHAMPIONS!!!

by 808duck on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

franchise low

So what. Let’s hammer Indiana

by DaytonaJim00 on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Jameer Nelson

Jameer is starting to really concern me.. Unfortunately, I don’t think there is nothing we can do about it right now..

by CBMagic85 on Jan 23, 2012 10:15 PM EST via Android app reply actions   1 recs

Avery Bradley on NBAtv right now

Said, “Jameer was telling me all night to lay off and quit covering him so close, so I knew that if I put pressure it would get in his head and affect the game.”

Jeez, Jameer way to piss away a game.

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by 808duck on Jan 23, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

What the hell is that Jameer?!

You gonna let Avery friggin Bradley get into your head. Hire are you gonna tell an opposing player to stop covering you so close?! What the hell?! That is called DEFENSE…it actually exists, Jameer. You should try to learn it..

by CBMagic85 on Jan 23, 2012 10:28 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

After all the teams heard that..

there won’t be any takers.

#freestevenash

by zakchi on Jan 23, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What Nelson said is

unbelievable – a professional athlete saying that to an opponent – he is DONE!

by Jaxfann on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

oh man....

NBA TV

this is not going to end well

by MagicLA on Jan 23, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

oh no. what a lousy move by bradley. nelson is bradley's opponent but he's also his collegue

and he just took a huge, conspicuous dump on him. even if you think nelson sort of deserves it by playing terribly, thats a bad move by bradley i think.

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by TheMoon on Jan 24, 2012 3:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, Jameer pissed the game away.

Not, y’know, the entire team who played terribly. Or Stan who didn’t have an adjustment to answer Boston’s pressure. Things get said during the course of a game all the time. Sometimes it’s some vicious trash talk, sometimes it’s playful banter. Even if it did “get in his head”, Jameer’s one player. The entire team’s psyche shouldn’t be affected by just Jameer’s.

It was an awful, awful game, but it’s something called an “outlier”. Go check out the definition.

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by slickw143 on Jan 24, 2012 8:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Watch the video, it isn’t very long, Bradley is much less scathing of Jameer in the vid. It’s more about other stuff that’s Celtics related. And Bradley is a good kid, but not tremendously eloquent.

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by Kungfuguy on Jan 24, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Wake me up when the playoffs begin

After this game im about to hibernate til then.

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by Andeezy on Jan 23, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

Ryan Anderson: "DONUT", starting..

Brandon Bass 19 points, 8 boards, off the Bench…

’Nuff Said.

by REP96st on Jan 23, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

Haha You are too much.

Compare their stats and the team’s records for the previous 15 games. Have fun with that.

Terrible game for literally everyone on the Magic.

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by slickw143 on Jan 23, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

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