So  there you have it, folks. The Miami Heat are the new NBA Champs!! WOOO!

Oh. Wait...They didn't win. But...why...? When they beat the Celtics the other night, they certainly acted like they'd won the finals.....

How odd.

Well, whatever, I'm sure it doesn't mean anything. Moving on, tonight the Oklahoma City Thunder take on the Memphis Grizzlies in a game I hope is more interesting than the Bulls finally eliminating the hapless Hawks and the Lakers being hilariously swept by the Mavericks. I also hope that other people will continue to indulge me in this and take time out of their busy schedules of not giving a $#@% to hang out, watch the game, laugh, drink, and chat.

...I lost my train of thought. ANYWAY, I now need to come up with twenty more words. Um. Here, have a riddle:

I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness.