I cannot wait to see what Dwight Howard looks like after a few weeks of not shaving, assuming anything grows in. I also hope the Magic front office has the wisdom and foresight to capitalize on this homegrown movement. Maybe game 1 of the playoff can be Beard Night at the Amway Center, free beards to the first 5000 fans (assuming they can find a distributor outside of China).

It's a far superior idea to "Code Blue" from a few years ago, which is hospital code for someone whose heart just stopped. A beard, on the other hand, brings to mind great men like King Leonidas (as played by Gerard Butler), Zach Galfianakis, Michael McDonald, Pre-UFC Kimbo Slice, or the Magic's very own: PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUL PORTEEEEER-ER-ER-er-er-er....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who wants to join the Magic on this epic journey of manliness and selective grooming? Henceforth I will not shave until the Magic win the NBA Championship, or go home, left wanting.