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has to be LeBron in the bathrobe. I have a picture of myself wearing that same tie in 1954. The combination looks like LeBron’s version of Hugh Hefner without fashion taste. Do you think he has on bunny slippers?

The Best, not Wade in the lumberjack shirt and leather vest. Does he want to look rugged orgay?

Carmelo in the sweater looks like a 12 year old on his way to church. Not cool.

Jackson in the plaid makes him look wider than he is tall. The hanky in the chest pocket is a nice touch. He’s a contender for best.

I guess Dwight is making a fashion statment with the tunic shoulder straps? To be honest, the yellow sweater vest, grey tie and shirt combination make it look like he got dressed in the dark.

I guess Captain Jax is the “best”. At least he looks less like a circus clown than the others.

Best: I like Jackson’s bold choice of the plaid jacket. It’s 50’s old school classy, and I could see him making a guest appearance on I Love Lucy where Ricky is creating a basketball-theme show, and one of his trumpet players twisted an ankle and cannot perform. Stephen Jackson just happened to be applying for the manager’s position at the Cabana Club, and Ricky sees great potential in Stephen Jackson because Jackson is tall. On a related side story, Ethyl is infatuated with Jackson’s rugged good looks, and Fred is infuriated to the point where he immediately divorces Ethyl and kidnaps Little Ricky because he wants revenge against Ricardo for enabling his marriage’s collapse.

Worst: Dwyane Wade’s shirt is fine on its own, but that black vest is reminiscent of the 80’s. While Jackson’s throwback to another era is kinda cool, I just believe that it is too soon to bring back 80’s fashion. It’s too soon . . . too soon.

Even SVG tops all those “playez”.

REASONS . . .

D. Wade looks like the Frankenstein of fashion with a combination of lumberjack plaid under a sleeveless Members Only jacket.

S. Jackson does plaid right with a Burberry-esque jacket over a classic white collar.

The worst dressed was Dwight Howard. It looks like he is at Hogwarts Graduation. Not to mention somebody once told me to never trust a man in a bow-tie. It fits his playful personality, but sometimes that shouldn’t be translated to playing dress-up in public.

The Best Dressed is Carmelo Anthony. I may just start calling him Carmigan for wearing a tight-fitting sweater that fits his tie. It’s also fair for him to dress emo considering they were just bumped out of the playoffs.

Honorable Mention to Lebron James for wearing his initials on his expensive, white suit-jacket. Nothing says “little kid from Akron” quite like shameless self-promotion.
Most Creative would have to go to Jackson for making a suit jacket out of a table-cloth seen at a church picnic.

Melo: The cartigan has made a comeback and this time it looks like it’s here to stay. The colors Melo chose compliments the spring season perfectly. Normally I would say that horizontal stripes on the cartigan and a plaid tie would clash but Melo pulls it off perfectly.

D-Wade: I don’t know if he’s about to go fly fishing or be a guest star on American Loggers. The red plaid shirt is almost a tartan pattern which would be sufficient but when you add a bulky/puffy black vest, combined with South Florida temperatures in late April you get a big “What in the world was he thinking?”

Honorable mention: Dwight almost got worst dress but to his credit he highlights the most noticeable feature of his physique: his shoulders. Those things on the shoulders of his jacket are called epaulets and they accent the broadness and width of his upper body.

Worst: Carmelo Fer sure. He is wearing an argyle type tie and horizontal stripes! That is a horrible clash! Plus, the colors are very bland. Doesn’t he wear enough baby blue in his uni? Does he really need to wear more.

Best: Dwight. That’s right, I liked it. Maybe I’m biased but, whatevs. His outfit is so him, and he’s the only one that can pull it off. Plus I like yellow.

And LeBron, please take off the lady jacket, it is not flattering what-so-ever. Maybe you didn’t realize that is a womans jacket, but it is!

BEST: Melo – He rocked those sweet sweaters throughout the series

WORST: Wade – Pretty sure my 83 year old grandfather has the same shirt.