I've been reading The Onion for years because it's hilarious.  The Onion is a news parody organization for those of you not yet exposed.   They also produce videos of news and sports stories.  Today, they parodied Stan Van Gundy on Orlando's win against Memphis.  It was cute.  I would not have spent more than a sentence on this, but you are required to issue a minimum amount of lines in order to publish a link, so I'm sorry for any verbosity that might have been unnecessary.  Here's the link:  http://www.theonion.com/articles/coach-has-difficulty-describing-what-sort-of-win-t,18500/

(p.s., I didn't take the time to figure out the fanshot section...sorry again, but I did want to give Magic fans an opportunity to read this made-up article).