Create A Caption #31: Round 1

by erivera7 on Sep 25, 2009 8:00 AM EDT in Diversions

This should be fun.

Spike Lee and Tiger Woods converse before an NBA Finals game in Orlando.

What are they saying to each other?

You decide.

Rules:

I'm sure everyone here is familiar with a "create a caption" competition, but in case someone here doesn't know what this type of contest is ... basically a picture is provided and you, the reader, attempt to come up with a quick sentence describing what's occurring in the photo. The line can be funny, stupid, witty, etc.

I'll be a judge but I like to have another collective voice determining the winner, that way there's a bit of a consensus among the community. What I prefer for everyone here to do is this ... if you like the caption a fellow member has come up with, "recommend" it. That will be 'your vote', in essence. If you don't know how to "recommend" a comment, go to the comment you like, click on 'actions', then click on 'rec'. You can "recommend" multiple captions/comments, if you want.

So for a quick recap.

- Write a quick sentence describing what's occurring in the photo.

- If you like a caption/comment that's been written, "recommend" it.

- After you "recommend" a caption/comment, write something (like +1, for example) to indicate you like the sentence a 3QC member has written.

- The contest will last four days, so whichever caption/comment gets the most recommendations, wins. In case of a tie, I'll determine the winner.

- There will be two rounds in the competition. In the first round (Friday/Saturday), submissions are made and votes are tallied. At the end of the second day, the submissions that garnered four or more "recs/votes" will advance. In the final round (Sunday/Monday), votes are tallied for the eligible submissions.

- Winner will be announced Monday afternoon or evening.

- The contest is subject to change.

Let the contest begin!

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Tiger: You know the Knicks aren’t here right?
Spike: I’m surprised you even know who’s playing

by McDee on Sep 25, 2009 9:12 AM EDT reply actions

Spike: "so... you're telling me you come to all these Orlando games, sit court-side... and you're still a Lakers fan?"

by ads on Sep 25, 2009 9:14 AM EDT reply actions

Tiger: "For the Love of Basketball, what are you wearing?"

Spike: “I washed my shirt with a highlighter and thought I was going to a Yankees game”

"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"

by MNeilson on Sep 25, 2009 9:17 AM EDT reply actions

Tiger: Hey that's my seat...who do you think you are Y.E. Yang?

by hedoswimmove on Sep 25, 2009 9:39 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Uhh. . . Mr Woods. . . I had no idea

That you’d be friends with Reggie Miller. . . I’m gonna go stand right over here by this police officer now. . .

I am the world's best basketball player! *

* Among those with no skills whatsoever

by JayPar16 on Sep 25, 2009 10:08 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Spike: Interested to star in a 1 hour documentary? The title is 'Tiger getting worked'

"I think he can still play" - Kevin Pritchard on Juwan Howard

by Norsktroll on Sep 25, 2009 10:33 AM EDT reply actions

Shaking Kobe Hands?

Spike: You think Dwight will shake Kobe’s hand after the Lakers win the Championship tonight?

Tiger: NO, Dwight told me “He and Jameer will watch the Lakers celebration from the bench”

by LoYdMiKe on Sep 25, 2009 10:35 AM EDT reply actions

Cmon Tiger tell me your secret to winning. It's the shoes right? It's gotta be the shoes!

by telka on Sep 25, 2009 11:50 AM EDT via mobile reply actions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abr_LU822rQ

by telka on Sep 26, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions

“Tiger, I’m bamboozled you’re not rooting for the Magic. Get on the bus and support them. You know Dwight Howard, right? He got game! I know you like watching Kobe doin’ work, but this is about love and basketball. Orlando’s a sucker free city, man. Do the right thing.”

Third Quarter Collapse: An Orlando Magic blog at SB Nation | Brandon Bass: "I just play hard."

by Evan Dunlap on Sep 25, 2009 11:53 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs

Impressive. I was looking for a way to utilize the movie titles and came up blank.

Rec’d.

"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"

by MNeilson on Sep 25, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions

Absolute genius.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on Sep 25, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions

Spike: The key to becoming a better celebrity fan is to start a rivalry with one of the other team's players. Preferably, someone ugly like Reggie so people tend to take your side.

Tiger: Hmmm… does Sam Cassell play for the Lakers?

by bandrewg08 on Sep 25, 2009 12:28 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs

Hah.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on Sep 25, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions

Spike: Told you it was easy to flip flop I did a whole movie about the Kobe

Tiger: You’re right! I still get cheered when they show me on the JumboTron!

Keep pumpin, ain't worried bout nuttin
Busters thought we was frontin, so reload and keep dumpin

by BS Patrol on Sep 25, 2009 12:43 PM EDT reply actions

Tiger: Yo Spike, I know you about to make another movie and Imma let you finish, but Spike Jonze is the best director of all time!

Still a girl.

by TheGiantSquid on Sep 25, 2009 12:59 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs

hahahaa

Third Quarter Collapse: An Orlando Magic blog at SB Nation | Brandon Bass: "I just play hard."

by Evan Dunlap on Sep 25, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions

Awesome.

"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"

by MNeilson on Sep 25, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions

LMAO.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on Sep 25, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions

Is it normal for black cops to racially profile black people?

"I'd hate to leave right when the getting is good." -CC

by Matt Bishoff on Sep 25, 2009 1:16 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs

LOL I just noticed Johnny Law grilling em both!

Keep pumpin, ain't worried bout nuttin
Busters thought we was frontin, so reload and keep dumpin

by BS Patrol on Sep 25, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions

Good observation.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on Sep 25, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions

Come on Tiger!

Spot me bail money. You can afford it!

by NC Magic Fan on Sep 25, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions

Has lebron shook your hand yet?

by GoMagic on Sep 25, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions

Tiger: Hey, I saw the Kobe movie you did, great job. Can you do me next?

Spike: A. – Thats what she said. B.- I just dont think you have it anymore, sorry. Michelle Wie makes you look like YOU should play in the WPGA.

"Blue and white...ignite...* BOOOOOM * !!!!! - Dwight Howard (Orlando Magic playoff jumbotron message)

by magic12ball on Sep 25, 2009 6:10 PM EDT reply actions

6 Tournaments and likely the FedEx Cup

and he doesn’t have it anymore? I hope you aren’t living vicariously through Spike Lees comments.

I do like the Thats what She Said reference though. Well played.

"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"

by MNeilson on Sep 25, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions

Spike: So yeah, Kobe’s still under contract from that documentary. Didn’t read the fine print! So how ’bout scene 27 in The Tiger Woods Story: A man torn between NBA teams?

Tiger: You’re replacing the love scene with Elin?

Spike: Sorry, man.

by RussL on Sep 25, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions