Create A Caption #25: Round 1
It's back.
After a few weeks hiatus, the create a caption competition has returned.
To commemorate the twenty-fifth edition of the competition, the rules have changed and been improved. Familiarize yourself with them. It should be noted that the contest is subject to change, so consider the new format a test run. Let's begin.
What is Dwight Howard so animated about?
You decide.
Rules:
I'm sure everyone here is familiar with a "create a caption" competition, but in case someone here doesn't know what this type of contest is ... basically a picture is provided and you, the reader, attempt to come up with a quick sentence describing what's occurring in the photo. The line can be funny, stupid, witty, etc.
I'll be a judge but I like to have another collective voice determining the winner, that way there's a bit of a consensus among the community. What I prefer for everyone here to do is this ... if you like the caption a fellow member has come up with, "recommend" it. That will be 'your vote', in essence. If you don't know how to "recommend" a comment, go to the comment you like, click on 'actions', then click on 'rec'. You can "recommend" multiple captions/comments, if you want.
So for a quick recap.
- Write a quick sentence describing what's occurring in the photo.
- If you like a caption/comment that's been written, "recommend" it.
- After you "recommend" a caption/comment, write something (like +1, for example) to indicate you like the sentence a 3QC member has written.
- The contest will last four days, so whichever caption/comment gets the most recommendations, wins. In case of a tie, I'll determine the winner. [NEW]
- There will be two rounds in the competition. In the first round (Friday/Saturday), submissions are made and votes are tallied. At the end of the second day, the submissions that garnered four or more "recs/votes" will advance. In the final round (Sunday/Monday), votes are tallied for the eligible submissions. [NEW]
- Votes DO carry over. [NEW]
- Winner will be announced Monday afternoon or evening. [NEW]
- The contest is subject to change.
Let the contest begin!
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Dwight Howard auditioning for the role of a scared bus driver in a new movie.
"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"
Nice one.
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone
Dwight takes a moment to practice his mime skills.
"Fun fact: Larry Hughes, who couldn’t stay healthy if all his human parts were replaced with bionic implants, is out for the next four weeks with a bruised leg. Do you think that Willis Reed ever reads about all these players missing time with bruises and sprained fingers and throws up in his mouth a little?"
by Diosnomeama on Aug 14, 2009 11:05 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone
Dwight says:
“Come on Ref, you can’t give me a ‘T’ for passing gas!”
by NC Magic Fan on Aug 14, 2009 11:25 AM EDT reply actions
Dwight in his Finals jersey.. shouting to Otis during a timeout..
Yo Otis, we gonna need alil something more here.. Can you get us Vince Carter?
..He’s just sitting there at the sideline seats, watching our games..!!
Hilarious. Well done.
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone
my fave
Thats me chilling with Nick Anderson
by The Magic made Lebron run off the court on Aug 16, 2009 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Eastern conference xha
"Blue and white...ignite...* BOOOOOM * !!!!! - Dwight Howard (Orlando Magic playoff jumbotron message)
by magic12ball on Aug 14, 2009 11:47 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
Eastern conference champs....BYAAAAAAHH!!!!!!
Correction
"Blue and white...ignite...* BOOOOOM * !!!!! - Dwight Howard (Orlando Magic playoff jumbotron message)
by magic12ball on Aug 14, 2009 11:48 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm gonna drive this team all the way to the Finals
"When you make your final stand
I'll be right there
I'll never leave
And all I ask of you is
Believe"
IS DWIGHT HOWARD GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?!?
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by big aaron on Aug 14, 2009 1:35 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Unfortunately, I can't advance this to the next round.
No cursing, sorry about that big aaron. You have plenty of time to submit another caption, though.
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone
CHUCK!!!! ARRRRRRRGH!!!!
Cue Narrator’s voice
Who’s in your fav five?
"My features are that of a god, its not a facade these rappers wanna be NaS"- Nasir Jones QB's Finest
Kristin Kreuk is teh love.
Still miss em: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvvgVn0gg1E
by Wasabi Steak on Aug 14, 2009 1:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Anyone can play air guitar. Only Superman can play air maracas.
"When you make your final stand
I'll be right there
I'll never leave
And all I ask of you is
Believe"
by The Dark on Aug 14, 2009 1:57 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
Excellent. I like this one.
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone
The loss of Hedo Turkoglu has been tough on Dwight Howard.
Unable to cope, Dwight has become catatonic.
by Lee for three on Aug 14, 2009 2:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Can ya believe it…Pietrus actually passed the ball!
by WhiteMenCantJump on Aug 14, 2009 2:16 PM EDT reply actions
Dwight holding up the Orlando Magic's NBA championship t-shirt
I probably know Judo! How many of you can make the same boast?
by Souwantmyname on Aug 14, 2009 6:18 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Zing!
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone
yay!! i got my superman undies....they are this big...woohooooo

by GoMagic on Aug 14, 2009 6:19 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Hah.
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone
Hey Simba: Hyperize!
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
FIVE.....FIVE......FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG!!!
Thats me chilling with Nick Anderson
by The Magic made Lebron run off the court on Aug 16, 2009 8:56 AM EDT reply actions
That's it for round one, thanks for the submissions.
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

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