Create A Caption #23

by erivera7 on Jul 22, 2009 3:41 PM EDT in Diversions Comment 87 comments

Before we begin with the create a caption competition, I want to thank those that came up with suggestions to improve the contest. A few of you came up with some great ideas that will surely be implemented beginning with Create A Caption #25.

So, with that said, here's the newest picture.

What do you think Mickael Pietrus and Stan Van Gundy are saying to each other?

Have at it.

Rules:

I'm sure everyone here is familiar with a "create a caption" competition, but in case someone here doesn't know what this type of contest is ... basically a picture is provided and you, the reader, attempt to come up with a quick sentence describing what's occurring in the photo. The line can be funny, stupid, witty, etc.

I'll be a judge but I like to have another collective voice determining the winner, that way there's a bit of a consensus among the community. What I prefer for everyone here to do is this ... if you like the caption a fellow member has come up with, "recommend" it. That will be 'your vote', in essence. If you don't know how to "recommend" a comment, go to the comment you like, click on 'actions', then click on 'rec'. You can "recommend" multiple captions/comments, if you want.

So for a quick recap.

- Write a quick sentence describing what's occurring in the photo.

- If you like a caption/comment that's been written, "recommend" it.

- After you "recommend" a caption/comment, write something (like +1, for example) to indicate you like the sentence a 3QC member has written.

- The contest will last 24 hours, so whichever caption/comment gets the most recommendations, wins. In case of a tie, I'll determine the winner.

Let the contest begin!

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Mike: Coach, why are you taking me out? I haven't let Kobe score all game.

SVG: Mickael, the season has been over for a month.

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by philrsquared on Jul 22, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs

SVG comes from a long line of world famous mime's

SVG: boxes in Michael Pietrus after he played a terrible game

Pietrus: You better let me out RIGHT NOW!

by Souwantmyname on Jul 22, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs

Bahahah

THat’s good

We didn't lose the games, we just ran out of time -- Bobby Layne

by detpistons3 on Jul 22, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i dont care who wins, this one wins to me ROFL

by derekk on Jul 22, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice one.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on Jul 23, 2009 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pietrus: Move outta my way coach. I’m gonna finish that punk Gasol in the parking lot

SVG: Whoa, whoa Michael… Think about it what can you do to make his life worse that life hasn’t already? Remember, He has to play with Kobe for the rest of his career.

by Souwantmyname on Jul 23, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

yea, what a shame :( and wear a ring too :(

by derekk on Jul 23, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

MP: Do you want me to sit down Stan?

Stan: NO! I WOULD LIKE YOU TO STOP STEPPING OUT OF BOUNDS WITH THE BALL AND USE YOUR HEAD!!! NOW GET BACK IN THERE AND PLEASE DONT MAKE ME HAVE TO PLAY JJ AGAIN!

by D-RAK on Jul 22, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

surprised the anti JJ faction hasnt rec’ed this one lol..

by derekk on Jul 22, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Stan: Stop……in the name of love…….

MP: Before you break my heart coach?? Is that right?

"Blue and white...ignite...* BOOOOOM * !!!!! - Dwight Howard (Orlando Magic playoff jumbotron message)

by magic12ball on Jul 22, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

hahaha rec.

by fwedo on Jul 22, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hehe

by derekk on Jul 22, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

its true, its damn true!!!

Yes Mickael its true, I am the real Ron Jeremy and yes it is this long!!

by bumper64 on Jul 22, 2009 4:19 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs

lol

Yes, Jameer Nelson WILL Play In The Finals

The Problem With Our Generation, Is That Our Future Isn't What It Used To Be

by JoeyBarz on Jul 22, 2009 4:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Mike: I'm gonna kill him!

Coach: Whoa Mike, Dwight was only kidding!!
Mike: Maybe, but NOBODY calls me “Peaches” in public!!

by pianolady on Jul 22, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

SVG: Not so fast my friend, where do you think you are going?

MP: Back to the Injured List.

"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"

by UNFNOLE on Jul 22, 2009 4:25 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs

lol not cool.

by derekk on Jul 22, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

LMAO.

.. too funny.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on Jul 23, 2009 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pietrus: I'm telling you coach, you better not bring CJ Watson here. He was constantly giving me wedgies. If he comes, I go.

SVG: All right, all right. I’ll talk to Otis…would playing with Matt Barnes again make you happy?
Pietrus: Oui.

by Lee for three on Jul 22, 2009 4:28 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

lol

by derekk on Jul 22, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

SVG: Remember that double dribble in game 3 that you got away with
MP: Yea
SVG: Dont do that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sjf2xCUmm0

by One2Beatz on Jul 22, 2009 4:37 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs

;p dont get caught, do it again~!

by derekk on Jul 22, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hah.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on Jul 23, 2009 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pietrus (rapping): what they gon do?

SVG: ooo, oooo, ooooo

by thomaswhigham on Jul 22, 2009 4:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

MP: But coach, I didn’t even touch Lebron!

Stan: Shh it’s ok, we’re up by 15.

by Rebounder on Jul 22, 2009 4:41 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Will I get banned for this?

MP: I want to start coach! You bench either Lee or Hedo, I don’t care, I want to start!

SVG: Tell you what, you be a nice guy and come off the bench for me this season and I’ll tell Otis to get rid of BOTH in the off season, deal?

MP: Grrr.. fine.

by pcnyc on Jul 22, 2009 4:53 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs

funny

by pianolady on Jul 22, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol instant ban. infact, Otis makes SVG start Barnes for doing that LOL

by derekk on Jul 22, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL .. no ban.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on Jul 23, 2009 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

this seems like a good time to point out the obvious...

that this is an awesome board. well run by e and bqr, tons of participation, and some of you are really funny fockers too. i used to walk around with all these pent up thoughts about the magic and an insatiable thirst for magic info. now, TQC always scratches my itch.

lotta great captions here. so far my fave came from one2beatz. that double dribble was unbelievable. the fact that he got away with it — in the finals, no less — was priceless.

by pinthatd12 on Jul 22, 2009 5:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

yea this site rocks thanks to E and Ben. And thats ref'ing for ya..

by derekk on Jul 22, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Thanks for the kind words.

Glad people enjoy the site. Ben and I try to do the best we can.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on Jul 23, 2009 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mickael: Hey coach, Hedo isn’t shooting very well so he ask me to get him another slice of pizza!!
SVG: No stop!! I will get it for him, just get back into the game!!

by bumper64 on Jul 22, 2009 5:50 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs

Nice one.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on Jul 23, 2009 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

SVG: 10 pizzas, not one!!!

MP: Oh… I thougt you are on diet.

by Cart3r on Jul 22, 2009 6:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Create a caption #23

Lebron a couru sur moi maintenant i wan à lui botter le cul!

by WhiteMenCantJump on Jul 22, 2009 6:41 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

haha

by derekk on Jul 22, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mickael: Coach, did you see that hot body on Megan Clementi, come on Stan you have got to HOOK ME UP!!
SVG: Look Peaches, you keep playing D and hitting 3 pointers and I will see what I can do!!

by bumper64 on Jul 22, 2009 6:49 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs

rofl. this is too hard to rec just one.

by derekk on Jul 22, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hah.

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by erivera7 on Jul 23, 2009 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mickael: Excuse my French coach, but why am I not getting any F***ing help on Lebron?

SVG: Don’t worry, he can’t win this one on his own.

by magicss4242 on Jul 22, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

LOL, but in seriousness.... No MP, No Magic Finals run. He was 4th best player easy.

by derekk on Jul 22, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

While LA won the NBA championship, Stan Van Gundy and Mickael Pietrus began practicing for the NBA Dance championship

Stan: “I don’t wanna dance … You wanna dance? Owwwwwww! Ah yeah!”
Pietrus: “Night fever, night feveeeer …”

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by big aaron on Jul 22, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

mm

Pietrus: Lil Wayne is the best rapper alive coach!

SVG: It’s all about that Wu Tang Clan! Throws up the W

We didn't lose the games, we just ran out of time -- Bobby Layne

by detpistons3 on Jul 22, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs

Dope.

That works ..

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on Jul 23, 2009 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Haha

love this one

by HonoluluBlue1 on Jul 22, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

caption

SVG: Great job on Kobe! Gimme some patty cake and a kiss.
MP: Here?! In front of everybody?

by magicfaninTN on Jul 22, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

another one....

Though the Magic’s Michael Pietrus signals his desire for a rest on the bench, coach Stan Van Gundy, never one to miss a coachable moment, reminds the defensive specialist not only to keep his hands up on defense, but to use to pucker his lips. Unfortunately for the Magic, the so-called “kissy-face strategy” that worked so well against LeBron James in the Eastern Conference Finals had little effect on the Lakers’ Kobe Bryant. Asked about it after the game, Bryant responded, “Yeah, I saw him doing that, but Luke and Sasha do that to me all the time in the locker room, so I’m used to it.”

by magicfaninTN on Jul 22, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

whoops, edited version:

Though the Magic’s Michael Pietrus signals his desire for a rest on the bench, coach Stan Van Gundy, never one to miss a coachable moment, reminds the defensive specialist not only to keep his hands up on defense, but to pucker his lips. Unfortunately for the Magic, the so-called "kissy-face strategy" that worked so well against LeBron James in the Eastern Conference Finals had little effect on the Lakers’ Kobe Bryant. Asked about it after the game, Bryant responded, "Yeah, I saw him doing that, but Luke and Sasha do that to me all the time in the locker room, so I’m used to it."

by magicfaninTN on Jul 22, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

haha

Good one
If Luke came out I wouldn’t even bat an eyelash

We didn't lose the games, we just ran out of time -- Bobby Layne

by detpistons3 on Jul 22, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

SVG: No, I said no you are not getting my hot pocket
MP: oh, its ok…i thought it was a crepe

"I'd hate to leave right when the getting is good." -CC

by Matt Bishoff on Jul 22, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

by derekk on Jul 22, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

SVG to Mickael:

SVG: Listen, Mickael. The Lakers have Artest next year. We can’t risk you getting injured from a possible riot. So if you’re going to give Gasol a hard foul, I highly recommend you give him a push from chest level rather than an overhead, double-fisted pounding.

by prime61 on Jul 22, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

SVG: So in football you try to catch the ball with your hands like this.
MP: I thought you used your feet in football….

by Frenchfried on Jul 22, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs

heh

by Souwantmyname on Jul 22, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice. Good one.

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by erivera7 on Jul 23, 2009 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

MP: “Hey look man, you try sittin’ on the bench for half the game and see how much you like it”……..

SVG: “Whoa…..don’t get saucy with me Bearnaise”………….

Just one man's opinion...

....."running mac games as if your name was Scott Skiles".....

by hwyatt3 on Jul 22, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

MP: Coach. Someone ate my lil’ Debbie Cakes. I left them right there.

Stan: Now wait a minute. How would anyone know they were yours?

MP: ‘cause I put my name on the box. It’s alright though. I spit on them.

Stan (thinking): So what. They still tasted GOOD!!

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by hevchv on Jul 22, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

This one almost seems to come straight out of a Dilbert cartoon

Even though the Hippopotamus lacks a stinger for a tail, a truly wise man would rather be sat on by a bee. ~ Banacek

by funny80sguy on Jul 23, 2009 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Seriously.

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by erivera7 on Jul 23, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

apologies in advance

MP: Up 3 with under 10 seconds left, coach. I think we should foul.
SVG: Don’t worry about it, MP. You play, I’ll coach.

by pinthatd12 on Jul 22, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

>.<

by derekk on Jul 22, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

MP: Coach, I am Air France. There are no boundaries for me!
SVG: Well, here, let me make the flight signals for you to land on the bench!

by derekk on Jul 22, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs

nice! we now have air france, air canada and superman...

needless to say, we control the skies!!

by pinthatd12 on Jul 22, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on Jul 23, 2009 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well I think......................................

Damn it IS non debatable

by Souwantmyname on Jul 22, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

:D

by derekk on Jul 23, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Love Ya Coach!! J/K!!

Stan: Mickael, you stepped out of bounds again, are you sure you know where the out of bounds line is?

Mickael: Oui, oui car il ya le droit!! Pensez-vous que je suis un idiot?? Vous avez peu de matières grasses salaud!!

Translation::
Mickael: Yes, yes coach its right there!! Do you think that I am a idiot?? You fat little bastard!!

by bumper64 on Jul 22, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

MP: if I hear Mark Jackson say “hannnnds down, mannnn down” 1 more time, i swear to god i’m going to choke him out.

SVG: just chill out, MP. we’re all gonna be like a bunch of little fonzies. and what’s fonzie like? that’s right, he’s cool.

by pinthatd12 on Jul 23, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

chill out hunny bunny

One Freaken Second

by magic fanatic on Jul 23, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pietrus: This is America, I have a right to voice my opinion on America’s policies in the Middle East!

SVG: Pump the breaks Frenchie, remember that we bailed your ass’s out in WW2.

One Freaken Second

by magic fanatic on Jul 23, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Pietrus: The corner's boring, coach! I wanna move around and stuff!

Stan: WHOA WHOA hold on there partner, how about we just keep you there and not stress you out too much. You came from Golden State after all, I’m not expecting much. But just trust me on this one K?

by bejaman on Jul 23, 2009 1:53 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs