Create A Caption #22
With Brandon Bass officially a member of the Orlando Magic, I think it's only fitting to usher in his arrival with a create a caption competition. Sound logic, don't you think?
Rules:
I'm sure everyone here is familiar with a "create a caption" competition, but in case someone here doesn't know what this type of contest is ... basically a picture is provided and you, the reader, attempt to come up with a quick sentence describing what's occurring in the photo. The line can be funny, stupid, witty, etc.
I'll be a judge but I like to have another collective voice determining the winner, that way there's a bit of a consensus among the community. What I prefer for everyone here to do is this ... if you like the caption a fellow member has come up with, "recommend" it. That will be 'your vote', in essence. If you don't know how to "recommend" a comment, go to the comment you like, click on 'actions', then click on 'rec'. You can "recommend" multiple captions/comments, if you want.
So for a quick recap.
- Write a quick sentence describing what's occurring in the photo.
- If you like a caption/comment that's been written, "recommend" it.
- After you "recommend" a caption/comment, write something (like +1, for example) to indicate you like the sentence a 3QC member has written.
- The contest will last 24 hours, so whichever caption/comment gets the most recommendations, wins. In case of a tie, I'll determine the winner.
Let the contest begin!
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Unbeknownst to Bass, Josh Howard poured blue ink into Brandon's ritual morning coffee.
Even though the Hippopotamus lacks a stinger for a tail, a truly wise man would rather be sat on by a bee. ~ Banacek
by funny80sguy on Jul 15, 2009 10:28 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Hah.
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone
Brandon Bass does his best Jameer Nelson
After Josh Howard throws down a vicious dunk, he ignores Bass like Howard ignored Nelson after his Superman dunk.
Philip,
The Curse of the Big Aristotle
http://bigaristotle.blogspot.com/
by philrsquared on Jul 15, 2009 10:39 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Brandon: Howard,come here,I want to practice my celebration with Howards,for I am going to Orlando!
Josh: You?! To Orlando?! * looks away * HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
by Dzogi on Jul 15, 2009 10:40 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Brandon: Hey look, I'm party boy! ...oonce oonce oonce oonce...
by mbevlin on Jul 15, 2009 10:48 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
lol that's a good one
here I’m gonna help try to get this one to win
by Souwantmyname on Jul 15, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Caption
Pipes: I’m going to O-town and The Hammer’s coming with me!!
J-Ho: @#$%^?/&, we’ve been Otis’ed!
by pinthatd12 on Jul 15, 2009 10:53 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Ya know what? I think I'm gonna get me a new Howard.
by RussL on Jul 15, 2009 11:30 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Nice .. witty.
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone
Night at the Museum 2 reference
Bass: kisses left bicep “Boom!!!”…kisses right bicep “Boom!!!”…does Hulk Hogan pose…“Fire powa!!!”
Howard: Man, I LOVE THAT PART!!!!
Let's observe a moment of silence for CLee, Skip to my Lou, Batman, and The Michael Jordan of Turkey...
Welcome Back Polish Hammer and Welcome Brandon Bass!!
by malars on Jul 15, 2009 11:42 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Howard: If you think I'm laughing, I'm not, I'm Crying....
Because you give an awful interview. Say something interesting, please!
"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"
by UNFNOLE on Jul 15, 2009 12:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Im going to DISNEY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just one man's opinion...
"mark my words...we will draft 2 corners within the first 4 picks"
Projection: White and Turner - each will have at least 3 to 5 TD's this year...watch!
Josh: See Brandon, I told you I could fit this hockey puck in my mouth
Bass: Ya, well your still not coming with me to orlando
"I'd hate to leave right when the getting is good." -CC
by Matt Bishoff on Jul 15, 2009 12:38 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Howard: AWWW… Bass, your standing on my foot!
by JCJag on Jul 15, 2009 1:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Mavs forward Josh Howard's arm is inadvertantly punctured
by the hardened nipples of a thrilled Brandon Bass.
"I've hacked into your brain. You're throwing a party and no one's showing up."
by ignign*kt on Jul 15, 2009 1:29 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
LMAO.
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone
Josh Howard: Brandon, I felt “the bass” in your new truck, I don’t need to “feel the Bass” on the court as well!
Check out some of my photos: My Flickr Account
LifeOfAGiant.com - Photo-life blog is up and running, check it out.
Follow me on Twitter
by big aaron on Jul 15, 2009 1:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Nice.
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone
Sweepstakes for coming to the Magic.
And the winner is…
Bass
Bass: Yes, I knew I’d win.
Howard: DDDAAAMMMNNN!!!
Life's too short. Be a fan. Magic, Cards and Rays! What a winning combo.
by hevchv on Jul 15, 2009 1:55 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Brandon Bass: Kaw!!!! Kaw!!! I’m a pterodactyl
Josh Howard: Raaarrr! I’m a T-Rex!
by Souwantmyname on Jul 15, 2009 2:56 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Deal with it!!
This is the chest that is going to stop you when you try to drive to the hole on my NEW Magic Team!! BOY!!!!!

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