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Create A Caption #22

With Brandon Bass officially a member of the Orlando Magic, I think it's only fitting to usher in his arrival with a create a caption competition. Sound logic, don't you think?

Rules:

I'm sure everyone here is familiar with a "create a caption" competition, but in case someone here doesn't know what this type of contest is ... basically a picture is provided and you, the reader, attempt to come up with a quick sentence describing what's occurring in the photo. The line can be funny, stupid, witty, etc. 

 

I'll be a judge but I like to have another collective voice determining the winner, that way there's a bit of a consensus among the community. What I prefer for everyone here to do is this ... if you like the caption a fellow member has come up with, "recommend" it. That will be 'your vote', in essence. If you don't know how to "recommend" a comment, go to the comment you like, click on 'actions', then click on 'rec'. You can "recommend" multiple captions/comments, if you want. 

 

So for a quick recap.


- Write a quick sentence describing what's occurring in the photo. 

- If you like a caption/comment that's been written, "recommend" it.

- After you "recommend" a caption/comment, write something (like +1, for example) to indicate you like the sentence a 3QC member has written. 

- The contest will last 24 hours, so whichever caption/comment gets the most recommendations, wins. In case of a tie, I'll determine the winner. 

 

Let the contest begin!

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Unique....and funny.

"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"

by MNeilson on Jul 15, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on Jul 16, 2009 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Brandon Bass does his best Jameer Nelson

After Josh Howard throws down a vicious dunk, he ignores Bass like Howard ignored Nelson after his Superman dunk.

Philip,
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by philrsquared on Jul 15, 2009 10:39 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Caption

Pipes: I’m going to O-town and The Hammer’s coming with me!!
J-Ho: @#$%^?/&, we’ve been Otis’ed!

by pinthatd12 on Jul 15, 2009 10:53 AM EDT reply actions   3 recs

Nice .. witty.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on Jul 16, 2009 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Night at the Museum 2 reference

Bass: kisses left bicep “Boom!!!”…kisses right bicep “Boom!!!”…does Hulk Hogan pose…“Fire powa!!!”
Howard: Man, I LOVE THAT PART!!!!

Let's observe a moment of silence for CLee, Skip to my Lou, Batman, and The Michael Jordan of Turkey...

Welcome Back Polish Hammer and Welcome Brandon Bass!!

by malars on Jul 15, 2009 11:42 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Howard: If you think I'm laughing, I'm not, I'm Crying....

Because you give an awful interview. Say something interesting, please!

"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"

by MNeilson on Jul 15, 2009 12:09 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Im going to DISNEY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just one man's opinion...

"mark my words...we will draft 2 corners within the first 4 picks"

Projection: White and Turner - each will have at least 3 to 5 TD's this year...watch!

by hwyatt3 on Jul 15, 2009 12:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Josh: See Brandon, I told you I could fit this hockey puck in my mouth

Bass: Ya, well your still not coming with me to orlando

"I'd hate to leave right when the getting is good." -CC

by Matt Bishoff on Jul 15, 2009 12:38 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Howard: AWWW… Bass, your standing on my foot!

by JCJag on Jul 15, 2009 1:01 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Mavs forward Josh Howard's arm is inadvertantly punctured

by the hardened nipples of a thrilled Brandon Bass.

"I've hacked into your brain. You're throwing a party and no one's showing up."

by ignign*kt on Jul 15, 2009 1:29 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

LMAO.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on Jul 16, 2009 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Josh Howard: Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!

This upon Bass telling him that Mickey Mouse is indeed real.

by TragicMatt on Jul 15, 2009 1:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Josh Howard: Brandon, I felt “the bass” in your new truck, I don’t need to “feel the Bass” on the court as well!

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by big aaron on Jul 15, 2009 1:51 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Nice.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on Jul 16, 2009 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sweepstakes for coming to the Magic.

And the winner is…

Bass

Bass: Yes, I knew I’d win.
Howard: DDDAAAMMMNNN!!!

Life's too short. Be a fan. Magic, Cards and Rays! What a winning combo.

by hevchv on Jul 15, 2009 1:55 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

Bass: Will the REAL Dwight Howard please stand up!

by Smallville1034 on Jul 15, 2009 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Brandon Bass: Kaw!!!! Kaw!!! I’m a pterodactyl

Josh Howard: Raaarrr! I’m a T-Rex!

by Souwantmyname on Jul 15, 2009 2:56 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Deal with it!!

This is the chest that is going to stop you when you try to drive to the hole on my NEW Magic Team!! BOY!!!!!

by bumper64 on Jul 15, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

bad dog

howard" bad bass stop humping leg"

by longrin27 on Jul 16, 2009 3:39 AM EDT reply actions  

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