Well, 24 hours have passed and we have a winner in Third Quarter Collapse's sixteenth "create a caption" competition.

Dwight Howard: Coach, you already beat my half-court shot 45 minutes ago. Put your arm down. You’re not Sydney Dean and it’s not "oh so pretty". 

3QC member big aaron is the winner for the fourth time in the competition (a record), garnering six "recs/votes". Honorable mention to TheGiantSquid for coming 'oh so close' to winning the contest, netting five "recs/votes". Tough way to lose. 

We'll do this again soon! For those that participated, thanks. If you didn't win the contest this time around, you'll have another crack at garnering precious glory in the near future. Stay tuned.