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Create A Caption #17 Winner

Well, 24 hours have passed and we have a winner in Third Quarter Collapse's seventeenth "create a caption" competition. 

 

Unfortunately, there has to be a victor among the group of captions. Rules indicate that I have to break a four-way tie but instead of me picking the caption I like, I'm going to leave it up to the community to choose the winner themselves. 

 

Here are the candidates:

 

Lee for three

Coach K: I'd love to have you back J.J., but you're not longer eligible to play college ball since you got drafted. 

J.J. Redick: You've really upset me ... I'm going to write a poem about this tonight.

 

UNFNOLE

Coach K: If you move to Alaska, this is what you'll look like when you're frozen.

 

Gortastic Voyage

Coach K: I've got a stack of Better Basketball DVD's this high in the trunk of my car. What should I do with them?

J.J. Redick: Oh, do you need me to sign them?

Coach K: Hell no, these people want their money back! Benchwarming is not a skill that requires a DVD. 

 

big aaron

Coach K: Hey boy, those t-shirts on the seats their need straightening up. That's jus- Oh, it's you, J.J. I didn't recognize you standing up and in something resembling game uniform. 

 

To vote, comment and post the name of the author of the caption you like best. 

 

I'll let the voting go for a day, then I'll close this post and tally up the votes.

 

We'll do this again soon! For those that participated, thanks. If you didn't win the contest this time around, you'll have another crack at garnering precious glory in the near future. Stay tuned.

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Big Aaron...

classic. Best you’ve done so far.

by Aisander D on Jun 11, 2009 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Lee For 3

As much as I admire Hedo, Michael Jordan of Turkey is either an insult to the GOAT or to Turkish Basketball.

by pembeci on Jun 11, 2009 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

big AARON

classic

Never will I ever utter "never" to myself
Fall in love with defeat, throw my endeavors on the shelf
I never back up like Cleo Lemon or myself - WALE

by EX-TREME on Jun 11, 2009 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

UNFNOLE got me

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

by ratherfantastic on Jun 11, 2009 6:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Gortastic Voyage

Check out some of my photos: My Flickr Account
LifeOfAGiant.com - My photo-life-blog is coming soon
Follow me on Twitter

by big aaron on Jun 11, 2009 6:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Lee For Three

Resident Incidental General Manager at Knicks Fanatics

by IGMKNICKS on Jun 12, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

lee for 3

because that other guy keeps winning. share the wealth!

contributing nothing substantial to your blog, since 2008!

by misterterrific on Jun 12, 2009 4:03 AM EDT reply actions  

count

5 :Lee for three
3 : UNFNOLE
2 : Gortastic Voyage
5 : big aaron

As much as I admire Hedo, Michael Jordan of Turkey is either an insult to the GOAT or to Turkish Basketball.

by pembeci on Jun 12, 2009 8:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Gortastic

For “benchwarming is not a skill that requires a DVD”

I could be wrong though

by staplemaniac on Jun 12, 2009 10:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Gortastic Voyage

Because Better Basketball drops are always hilarious.

by g.l. rawx on Jun 12, 2009 11:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Gortastic Voyage

Because big aaron is a juggernaut unto himself that must be stopped.

Even though the Hippopotamus lacks a stinger for a tail, a truly wise man would rather be sat on by a bee. ~ Banacek

by funny80sguy on Jun 12, 2009 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks for voting, everyone.

I’ll tally the votes and reveal the winner soon.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on Jun 12, 2009 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

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