Create A Caption #17 Winner

Well, 24 hours have passed and we have a winner in Third Quarter Collapse's seventeenth "create a caption" competition. 

 

Unfortunately, there has to be a victor among the group of captions. Rules indicate that I have to break a four-way tie but instead of me picking the caption I like, I'm going to leave it up to the community to choose the winner themselves. 

 

Here are the candidates:

 

Lee for three

Coach K: I'd love to have you back J.J., but you're not longer eligible to play college ball since you got drafted. 

J.J. Redick: You've really upset me ... I'm going to write a poem about this tonight.

 

UNFNOLE

Coach K: If you move to Alaska, this is what you'll look like when you're frozen.

 

Gortastic Voyage

Coach K: I've got a stack of Better Basketball DVD's this high in the trunk of my car. What should I do with them?

J.J. Redick: Oh, do you need me to sign them?

Coach K: Hell no, these people want their money back! Benchwarming is not a skill that requires a DVD. 

 

big aaron

Coach K: Hey boy, those t-shirts on the seats their need straightening up. That's jus- Oh, it's you, J.J. I didn't recognize you standing up and in something resembling game uniform. 

 

To vote, comment and post the name of the author of the caption you like best. 

 

I'll let the voting go for a day, then I'll close this post and tally up the votes.

 

We'll do this again soon! For those that participated, thanks. If you didn't win the contest this time around, you'll have another crack at garnering precious glory in the near future. Stay tuned.

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