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Create A Caption #15

Everyone here in the community knows that Orlando Magic head coach Stan Van Gundy is a fiery guy. Likewise, we've all seen how Van Gundy operates in a huddle. He's intense. 

 

Well, with the picture, you'll be able to put your personal stamp on what Van Gundy would say to his players during a timeout.

 

Have at it, folks. 

 

Rules:

 

I'm sure everyone here is familiar with a "create a caption" competition, but in case someone here doesn't know what this type of contest is ... basically a picture is provided and you, the reader, attempt to come up with a quick sentence describing what's occurring in the photo. The line can be funny, stupid, witty, etc. 

 

I'll be a judge but I like to have another collective voice determining the winner, that way there's a bit of a consensus among the community. What I prefer for everyone here to do is this ... if you like the caption a fellow member has come up with, "recommend" it. That will be 'your vote', in essence. If you don't know how to "recommend" a comment, go to the comment you like, click on 'actions', then click on 'rec'. You can "recommend" multiple captions/comments, if you want. 

 

So for a quick recap.


- Write a quick sentence describing what's occurring in the photo. 

- If you like a caption/comment that's been written, "recommend" it.

- After you "recommend" a caption/comment, write something (like +1, for example) to indicate you like the sentence a 3QC member has written. 

- The contest will last 24 hours, so whichever caption/comment gets the most recommendations, wins. In case of a tie, I'll determine the winner. 

 

Let the contest begin!

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Hey guys

Do you think Ron Jeremy wants to do a duet with me at the Velvet Room at the Holiday Inn next week?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 29, 2009 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

AJ is old enough to be Ron Jeremy's father.

"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"

by UNFNOLE on May 29, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL UNF

Good call.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 29, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have been meaning to ask you for a while...

Where did you get your SBNation tag from? Two and a Half Men?

"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"

by UNFNOLE on May 29, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you talking about the pookeyguru moniker?

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 29, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"

by UNFNOLE on May 29, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a long stupid story

You will be like, eh, why? What is wrong with you. I promise you that. That being said, I don’t really care. If you really want to know, I will tell you.

But, 2 and half men? I don’t watch that craptastic piece of TV show. So, no.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 29, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah, k...

nevermind then. That show is fantastic….Didn’t mean to hijack the thread though.

"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"

by UNFNOLE on May 29, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think they care

As long as it’s kept clean and within reason. It won’t keep somebody from posting a caption as long as we keep this part of the conversation by itself and don’t interrupt anybody else.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 29, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch...

the show’s not that bad. If you used to date a stripper and she called you that it’s okay. We’ve all been there man.

by Aisander D on May 29, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't care much for TV shows

So, my bias is showing.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 29, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

"AJ, What calms the effect of Wassabi? My mouth is ON FIRE."

"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"

by UNFNOLE on May 29, 2009 6:08 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

LOL

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 29, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL .. good one.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on May 29, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love the name....

Where did you find a picture of SVG dressed up like a crossing guard? haha.

"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"

by UNFNOLE on May 29, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice Caption too!

Haha.

"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"

by UNFNOLE on May 29, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah it is

You can even find a picture of David Andersen.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 29, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

(not relating this to blog name)

Just another Magic fan
Lori

by lorisays on May 30, 2009 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

I like that one.

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 29, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great picture for a caption contest

ER! So many ways you can go with this……

"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"

by UNFNOLE on May 29, 2009 6:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks, yeah .. I thought the picture was too good to pass up.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on May 29, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like that one

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 29, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Check out some of my photos: My Flickr Account
LifeOfAGiant.com - My photo-life-blog is coming soon
Follow me on Twitter

by big aaron on May 29, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL, so inappropriate.

Funny but please keep it clean .. I can’t .. really post this on the front page, unfortunately.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on May 29, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 29, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stan: I knew it would happen if I keep bending down here in these time outs. I NEED A TAILOR!!

Check out some of my photos: My Flickr Account
LifeOfAGiant.com - My photo-life-blog is coming soon
Follow me on Twitter

by big aaron on May 29, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Caption

Everyone crowd around and cover me . I need to test out these new side line Porta Potties !

by Halfwit on May 29, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL I Like that

Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on May 29, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on May 29, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

My favorite.

I will put this over the hump and rec it.

"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"

by UNFNOLE on May 30, 2009 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

SVG: Wah wah wuh wah wah
Dad: What? We can’t understand you…
SVG takes dry erase board and writes out “I have the worst case of lockjaw and I can’t close my mouth!!!”
Dad: See, that’s what you get when you make those kind of faces. Didn’t I teach you anything, son?

Orlando Magic ECF-bound!
LET'S GO MAGIC! LET'S GO!!!

by malars on May 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

lakers vs...? (magic, i hope)

all right orlando magic, it’s up to you now to close out the series tomorrow night at home. otherwise, cleveland will win game 7 at home. the lakers await you…

by chaucer on May 30, 2009 1:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Even if the Magic lose tomorrow, there's no guarantee the Cavaliers win Game 7.

.. in any case, hopefully Orlando avoids that possibility and closes things out at home.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on May 30, 2009 4:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

lakers vs magic breakdown...

alston vs. fisher = even

bryant vs. pietrus/lee = bryant

turko vs ariza = turko

gasol vs lewis = gasol

howard vs bynum = (laughing) howard

by chaucer on May 30, 2009 2:00 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Odom vs. ?????

therein lies the problem.

Also it should read: Kobe vs. Pietrus/Lee (laughing) Bryant

Otherwise right on.

Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!.......Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend. – Will Munny

by pslakerfan on May 30, 2009 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

well i figured that goes without saying…lol

by chaucer on May 30, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

it might be odom vs lewis, as gasol is going to be playing howard as well

by chaucer on May 30, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

This isn't the post for Magic v. Lakers talk.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on May 31, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't look ahead .. Magic still have to finish the job against the Cavaliers.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on May 30, 2009 4:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL .. this is hilarious.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on May 30, 2009 4:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

what’s up with all of that talk about a conspiracy to put the lakers and cavs in the finals. do u guys buy it?

by chaucer on May 30, 2009 10:49 AM EDT reply actions  

No.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement." - Michael Corleone

by erivera7 on May 30, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont think basketball is fixed.

by chaucer on May 30, 2009 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Indeed, no. It is broken

"When you make your final stand
I'll be right there
I'll never leave
And all I ask of you is
Believe"

by The Dark on May 31, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Caption

“No, I’m NOT Paul Blart: Mall Cop!. No, you can’t HAVE my autograph!”

by CZ Eddie on May 30, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

ack.. ack…. ack…… acccckkkkk…. Oh gross I just coughed up a ball of my chest hair.

by Bringing the Geert Hammink like funk! on May 30, 2009 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

after seeing lee standing behind him without mask for first time since injury

by LAX inc. on May 30, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

SVG: I'm telling you there is NO WAY you beat me at Call of Duty last night!

Johnson: I don’t think anyone else would have “Stan1ztehm@nGundy” as their screen name.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

by ratherfantastic on May 30, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Stan: AGH! I just smelt the inside of Courtney’s mask.

Check out some of my photos: My Flickr Account
LifeOfAGiant.com - My photo-life-blog is coming soon
Follow me on Twitter

by big aaron on May 30, 2009 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

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