Create A Caption #14 Winner

Well, 24 hours have passed and we have a winner in Third Quarter Collapse's fourteenth "create a caption" competition. This is the second time in the history of the caption contest that there's been a deadlock. The first time, we had multiple winners in the spirit of fairness but this time the tie will be broken. 

Chris Tucker: There's no way I could afford a phone like this anymore. 

3QC member mbevlin is the winner, garnering four "recs/votes". Honorable mention to big aaron (surprised?) and malars for coming up with some witty captions, also.

We'll do this again soon!  For those that participated, thanks. If you didn't win the contest this time around, you'll have another crack at garnering precious glory in the near future. Stay tuned.