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Create A Caption #9

At Third Quarter Collapse, we try to please the community the best we can, so when a member (bigaaron) requests a create a caption competition, 3QC obliges. 

If there's one thing to take away from Game 3 last night, it's that Dwight is a beast and clutch [!!]. As a salute to Howard's epic performance yesterday against the Philadelphia 76ers, it's only appropriate to honor him with a caption contest. 

Rules:

 

I'm sure everyone here is familiar with a "create a caption" competition, but in case someone here doesn't know what this type of contest is ... basically a picture is provided and you, the reader, attempt to come up with a quick sentence describing what's occurring in the photo. The line can be funny, stupid, witty, etc. 

 

I'll be a judge but I like to have another collective voice determining the winner, that way there's a bit of a consensus among the community. What I prefer for everyone here to do is this ... if you like the caption a fellow member has come up with, "recommend" it. That will be 'your vote', in essence. If you don't know how to "recommend" a comment, go to the comment you like, click on 'actions', then click on 'rec'. You can "recommend" multiple captions/comments, if you want. 

 

So for a quick recap.


- Write a quick sentence describing what's occurring in the photo. 

- If you like a caption/comment that's been written, "recommend" it.

- After you "recommend" a caption/comment, write something (like +1, for example) to indicate you like the sentence a 3QC member has written. 

- The contest will last 24 hours, so whichever caption/comment gets the most recommendations, wins. In case of a tie, I'll determine the winner. 

 

Let the contest begin!

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Haha sweet!

Random Fan: Hey Dwight! Bea Arthur’s dead!
Dwight: Whaaaaaaaaaa?!

This post was bought to you by British beer, cured meat products and Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje: the player so good, they named him twice.

by big aaron on Apr 25, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Caption definitely fits the facial expression.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

I comment WAY too much.

Die for my family and live for the moment/And that's the main difference between me and my opponent - Phonte of Little Brother

by erivera7 on Apr 25, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hustle Points

Dwight: "Why am I the only one diving on the floor? Come on guys, help me out! I am making free throws.

“I AM MAKING FREE THROWS!”

Philip,
The Curse of the Big Aristotle
http://bigaristotle.blogspot.com/

by philrsquared on Apr 25, 2009 4:37 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

Hah. Sad, but true.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

I comment WAY too much.

Die for my family and live for the moment/And that's the main difference between me and my opponent - Phonte of Little Brother

by erivera7 on Apr 25, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dwight: Yo Ball! GET…IN…MY…BELLY!

by malars on Apr 25, 2009 5:16 PM EDT reply actions  

.. second try was better!

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

I comment WAY too much.

Die for my family and live for the moment/And that's the main difference between me and my opponent - Phonte of Little Brother

by erivera7 on Apr 26, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obi-wan (in ghost mode behind the camera): Dwight, use the force.
Dwight: I’m doing it, I’m doing it! The ball, it is floating. Woah!

by malars on Apr 26, 2009 9:42 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Hah. Nice.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

I comment WAY too much.

Die for my family and live for the moment/And that's the main difference between me and my opponent - Phonte of Little Brother

by erivera7 on Apr 26, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

In a world first, NBA player Dwight Howard actually gave birth to a basketball during the game today. Reports suggest that father and ball are doing well and will make home in the Orlando area. The family’s publicist denies rumours that Stan Van Gundy is the father.

This post was bought to you by British beer, cured meat products and Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje: the player so good, they named him twice.

by big aaron on Apr 26, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah, man. If you came up with this sooner, this would have been the winner. Genius.

I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.

I comment WAY too much.

Die for my family and live for the moment/And that's the main difference between me and my opponent - Phonte of Little Brother

by erivera7 on Apr 26, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

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