Create A Caption #6
by erivera7 on Apr 1, 2009 1:32 PM EDT
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Before we get into the proceedings, don't forget to navigate over to Yahoo! Ball Don't Lie's Bedlam '09 Tournament and vote for Dwight Howard's dunk prop v. the New Orleans Hornets' in-game entertainment. Superman is trailing right now, so help push him over the top!
Now onto the fun. It's no secret to casual basketball fans that Dwight Howard & Chris Bosh are close friends. Both gentle giants were able to bond during the 2008 Summer Olympics so I felt it was only fitting, with the Raptors playing the Magic tonight, to have a create a caption competition. Enjoy.
(insert caption here)
Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images
I'm sure everyone here is familiar with a "create a caption" competition, but in case someone here doesn't know what this type of contest is ... basically a picture is provided and you, the reader, attempt to come up with a quick sentence describing what's occurring in the photo. The line can be funny, stupid, witty, etc.
I'll be a judge but I like to have another collective voice determining the winner, that way there's a bit of a consensus among the community. What I prefer for everyone here to do is this ... if you like the caption a fellow member has come up with, "recommend" it. That will be 'your vote', in essence. If you don't know how to "recommend" a comment, go to the comment you like, click on 'actions', then click on 'rec'. You can "recommend" multiple captions/comments, if you want.
So for a quick recap.
- Write a quick sentence describing what's occurring in the photo.
- If you like a caption/comment that's been written, "recommend" it.
- After you "recommend" a caption/comment, write something (like +1, for example) to indicate you like the sentence a 3QC member has written.
- The contest will last 24 hours, so whichever caption/comment gets the most recommendations, wins. In case of a tie, I'll determine the winner.
Let the contest begin!
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Chris: You don’t think I look like a drag queen, do you?
Dwight: ….nah, man
by TheGiantSquid on Apr 1, 2009 1:41 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
LOL
That’s harsh .. but funny.
Rec’d.
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
Mannerisms of a young Bobby DeNiro, spent spanish wisdoms/in a whip with dinero, crime organized like the pharoah/I cream, I diamond gleam/High post like Hakeem, got a lot of things to drop/Brooklyn to Queens, I gotta keep my steam - Jay-Z
Chris: If I looked like a drag queen, I’d be walking around all limp wristed, ya know?
Dwight: …………uhhhh…..ok
by AB's triple double on Apr 1, 2009 1:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hah. A continuation of TGS' caption .. not bad.
Rec’d.
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
Mannerisms of a young Bobby DeNiro, spent spanish wisdoms/in a whip with dinero, crime organized like the pharoah/I cream, I diamond gleam/High post like Hakeem, got a lot of things to drop/Brooklyn to Queens, I gotta keep my steam - Jay-Z
Bosh: You gotta admit…nobody looks more like their team mascot than I do.
Dwight: Yeah, but we still whupped you last year in the playoffs.
by Lee for three on Apr 1, 2009 2:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
CB4 does look like a raptor .. it's true. Not hating on dude, just saying.
Rec’d.
Welcome to 3QC, btw!
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
Mannerisms of a young Bobby DeNiro, spent spanish wisdoms/in a whip with dinero, crime organized like the pharoah/I cream, I diamond gleam/High post like Hakeem, got a lot of things to drop/Brooklyn to Queens, I gotta keep my steam - Jay-Z
I tell people the same thing all the time!
And the feather dreds look doesn’t help his cause either!!
Yeah, the dreads add to the raptor look.
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
Mannerisms of a young Bobby DeNiro, spent spanish wisdoms/in a whip with dinero, crime organized like the pharoah/I cream, I diamond gleam/High post like Hakeem, got a lot of things to drop/Brooklyn to Queens, I gotta keep my steam - Jay-Z
"There's no state income tax in Florida? Hmmm... You know Dwight, I'm a free agent next summer..."
by RussL on Apr 1, 2009 2:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Gosh. Such a pipe dream scenario. I wish it could it happen but alas, it won't.
Rec’d, simply for the tease.
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
Mannerisms of a young Bobby DeNiro, spent spanish wisdoms/in a whip with dinero, crime organized like the pharoah/I cream, I diamond gleam/High post like Hakeem, got a lot of things to drop/Brooklyn to Queens, I gotta keep my steam - Jay-Z
never say never, because
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!!
by TheGiantSquid on Apr 1, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Baby Mama Drama
Chris: Yeah man, the girlfriends pregnant, it should all be smooth sailing now.
Dwight: Whatever you say Chris. Good luck with that.
by Gortastic Voyage on Apr 1, 2009 3:31 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Hilarious.
Rec’d.
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
Mannerisms of a young Bobby DeNiro, spent spanish wisdoms/in a whip with dinero, crime organized like the pharoah/I cream, I diamond gleam/High post like Hakeem, got a lot of things to drop/Brooklyn to Queens, I gotta keep my steam - Jay-Z
Bosh: Here, let me lift the towel so you can see… Is it bad?
Howard: NO, I am not looking!
by pcnyc on Apr 1, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This one's good .. nice second effort.
Rec’d.
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
Mannerisms of a young Bobby DeNiro, spent spanish wisdoms/in a whip with dinero, crime organized like the pharoah/I cream, I diamond gleam/High post like Hakeem, got a lot of things to drop/Brooklyn to Queens, I gotta keep my steam - Jay-Z
Man, ya'll are just pumping out the captions today like hotcakes. Good stuff.
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
Mannerisms of a young Bobby DeNiro, spent spanish wisdoms/in a whip with dinero, crime organized like the pharoah/I cream, I diamond gleam/High post like Hakeem, got a lot of things to drop/Brooklyn to Queens, I gotta keep my steam - Jay-Z
Chris: Hey Dwight!!!
Dwight: Hey Crabman.
by Gortastic Voyage on Apr 1, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions
Bosh: YES! I did it! I got Kobe’s towel! With GENUINE Kobe sweat!
Howard: Dood, you got some serious issues…
by pcnyc on Apr 1, 2009 4:44 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
LMAO.
Third time is a freakin’ charm .. rec’d. This one’s my personal favorite, however, it seems as though TGS has things locked up with 4 recs and the vaunted green tint attached to her comment.
Come on peeps, vote or die!
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
Mannerisms of a young Bobby DeNiro, spent spanish wisdoms/in a whip with dinero, crime organized like the pharoah/I cream, I diamond gleam/High post like Hakeem, got a lot of things to drop/Brooklyn to Queens, I gotta keep my steam - Jay-Z
Chris Bosh: Dang, Dwight. How’d you get so big?
Dwight Howard: That’s what she said…
"In order for us to make a move, It has to make sense" - Otis Smith's favorite saying
by magic12ball on Apr 1, 2009 4:54 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
this one really made LOL
rec’d
Obey the hat.
by TheGiantSquid on Apr 1, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
CHRIS: “No, Dwight! THIS is the face you need to make in the Tobacco Free Florida commercials!”
by The Stan 'Stache on Apr 1, 2009 5:23 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I like.
Rec’d.
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
Used to mix the wine with the lean/Now we sip soda with the Barre/20 inch blades on the car - Pimp C
So that's why...
Bosh: “I’ll let you keep having big games against us, if you let me average 30 points against you guys.”
Philip
Deadline is going to be in the early afternoon, peeps, so ..
.. VOTE (absolutely necessary) and post more captions (if necessary).
Thanks everyone.
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
Used to mix the wine with the lean/Now we sip soda with the Barre/20 inch blades on the car - Pimp C
Winner has been announced.
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
Used to mix the wine with the lean/Now we sip soda with the Barre/20 inch blades on the car - Pimp C
Chris: Lebron must have had too much sweet and sour chicken man he be stinkin right now.
Dwight: whispers Nah man I think its this dude in the blue shirt behind us.
by furyy on Apr 2, 2009 12:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Not bad.
Rec’d.
Welcome to 3QC, btw!
I'm the other guy at Third Quarter Collapse, with a Twitter account.
Used to mix the wine with the lean/Now we sip soda with the Barre/20 inch blades on the car - Pimp C
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