Create A Caption #42: Round 1
Vince Carter and Mickael Pietrus have something to say to each other.
What are they saying?
Rules:
I'm sure everyone here is familiar with a "create a caption" competition, but in case someone here doesn't know what this type of contest is ... basically a picture is provided and you, the reader, attempt to come up with a quick sentence describing what's occurring in the photo. The line can be funny, stupid, witty, etc.
I'll be a judge but I like to have another collective voice determining the winner, that way there's a bit of a consensus among the community. What I prefer for everyone here to do is this ... if you like the caption a fellow member has come up with, "recommend" it. That will be 'your vote', in essence. If you don't know how to "recommend" a comment, go to the comment you like, click on 'actions', then click on 'rec'. You can "recommend" multiple captions/comments, if you want.
So for a quick recap.
- Write a quick sentence describing what's occurring in the photo.
- If you like a caption/comment that's been written, "recommend" it.
- After you "recommend" a caption/comment, write something (like +1, for example) to indicate you like the sentence a 3QC member has written.
- The contest will last four days, so whichever caption/comment gets the most recommendations, wins. In case of a tie, I'll determine the winner.
- There will be two rounds in the competition. In the first round (Friday/Saturday), submissions are made and votes are tallied. At the end of the second day, the submissions that garnered four or more "recs/votes" will advance. In the final round (Sunday/Monday), votes are tallied for the eligible submissions.
- Winner will be announced Monday afternoon or evening.
- The contest is subject to change.
Let the contest begin!
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Piétrus: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Vince: WHAT
I'm a girl.
by TheGiantSquid on Dec 11, 2009 8:05 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
Nice.
I write for Third Quarter Collapse and have a Twitter account.
"The second unit is kind of crazy because the second unit is only white guys." - Marcin Gortat
Vince: MMM son you smell gooood.
Pietrus: It’s Le Tigre.
by fwedo on Dec 11, 2009 8:20 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Vince: Together… We are Air French Canada.
by milner406 on Dec 11, 2009 8:55 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
Dope.
I write for Third Quarter Collapse and have a Twitter account.
"The second unit is kind of crazy because the second unit is only white guys." - Marcin Gortat
Quick, staring contest. You and me now
Pietrus: You win, you always do.
One Freaken Second
by magic fanatic on Dec 11, 2009 9:29 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Pietrus: not now, Vince, this isn't the place
by ads on Dec 11, 2009 9:41 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
Anyone can have bad breath Vince,
but you could knock a buzzard of off a sh*t wagon!
With due respect to George Carlin.
Vince: “Peaches, come closer, let me introduce you to Vin-sodomy”
by jonathan.rivera84 on Dec 11, 2009 10:36 AM EST via mobile reply actions
As soon as I saw this pic a few days ago, I knew it would be a create a caption
A very gay oriented create a caption
Vince: Look deep into my eyes peaches
MP: I’m sorry, but my heart belongs to Amaechi
Never trust a fart
by AB's triple double on Dec 11, 2009 11:27 AM EST reply actions
Brokeback Magic
Vince: I can’t quit you Peaches.
by Gortastic Voyage on Dec 11, 2009 11:48 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Vince: "Would you dance, if l asked you to dance? Would you run, and never look back?" Pietrus: "Would you cry, if you saw me crying? And would you save my soul, tonight?"
Both: “I can be your Hero, baby. I can kiss away you pain, I could stand by you forever, You can take my breath away.”
by E-Bagger on Dec 11, 2009 11:59 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
LOL! THIS ONE IS THE DAMN WINNER
both: you…can….take….my breath away….
"Blue and white...ignite...BOOOM! - Dwight Howard
by magic12ball on Dec 11, 2009 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
I know there is a conjoined twin joke here somewhere, but I just can't make it work!
NBA Championship or bust in '09-10!!!! GO MAGIC!!!!
Vince: So Air France flies higher than Air Canada nowadays?
Pietrus: Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful!
by Raptorel on Dec 11, 2009 1:27 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
VC: What is that smell? Is that you? That smells good, sort of fruity.
MP: It’s “Peaches” by Old Spice.
It's not a dunk unless your hand makes contact with the rim. Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, "Superman..."
by ben_gleicher on Dec 11, 2009 1:38 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
VC: Don't you get any ideas from Rashard about telling Stan you won't go back in.
MP: But Matt Barnes is playing so well.
by magicfaninTN on Dec 11, 2009 1:47 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Silence of the Lambs, Part Two
Vince just hit a clutch 3 pointer
Vince: He takes the lotion and puts it on the skin. He takes the lotion and puts it on the skin!!!
Pietrus: … (Thinking.. thinking.., This guy spends all his time alone in his room..) (And the room is always dark and cold..) (Oh no, can it be?!… Vince might be a… serial basketball killer!)
Au De Frederic
Mickael Pietrus recoils in horror as even 9 years later, the funk of the Frederic Weis Dunk still permeates VC.
by Gortastic Voyage on Dec 11, 2009 4:40 PM EST reply actions 2 recs

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