Create A Caption #37: Round 1
It's been a while since Orlando Magic head coach Stan Van Gundy has been featured in a create a caption competition, which is why he's being featured today.
Van Gundy is arguing a call with an official during a game.
What is he saying?
Rules:
I'm sure everyone here is familiar with a "create a caption" competition, but in case someone here doesn't know what this type of contest is ... basically a picture is provided and you, the reader, attempt to come up with a quick sentence describing what's occurring in the photo. The line can be funny, stupid, witty, etc.
I'll be a judge but I like to have another collective voice determining the winner, that way there's a bit of a consensus among the community. What I prefer for everyone here to do is this ... if you like the caption a fellow member has come up with, "recommend" it. That will be 'your vote', in essence. If you don't know how to "recommend" a comment, go to the comment you like, click on 'actions', then click on 'rec'. You can "recommend" multiple captions/comments, if you want.
So for a quick recap.
- Write a quick sentence describing what's occurring in the photo.
- If you like a caption/comment that's been written, "recommend" it.
- After you "recommend" a caption/comment, write something (like +1, for example) to indicate you like the sentence a 3QC member has written.
- The contest will last four days, so whichever caption/comment gets the most recommendations, wins. In case of a tie, I'll determine the winner.
- There will be two rounds in the competition. In the first round (Friday/Saturday), submissions are made and votes are tallied. At the end of the second day, the submissions that garnered four or more "recs/votes" will advance. In the final round (Sunday/Monday), votes are tallied for the eligible submissions.
- Winner will be announced Monday afternoon or evening.
- The contest is subject to change.
Let the contest begin!
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WHAT!?!?! You dont think Stan in a Van (Down by the River) is funny??? You gotta be kidding me!!!!
my feeble attempt…lol!
"YOUR ZIPPER IS STILL DOWN"
"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"
by MNeilson on Nov 6, 2009 8:37 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Nice.
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"The second unit is kind of crazy because the second unit is only white guys." - Marcin Gortat
Stan and his father give the referee their opinion of the recent officiating in Magic games
"When you make your final stand
I'll be right there
I'll never leave
And all I ask of you is
Believe"
by The Dark on Nov 6, 2009 8:47 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
omg haha I was just thinking about using the old man! damn! :p
I'm a girl.
by TheGiantSquid on Nov 6, 2009 8:48 AM EST up reply actions
I couldn't find a relevant use for him.
However he is the only person looking SVG’s way in the crowd. Weird.
"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"
Well done.
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"The second unit is kind of crazy because the second unit is only white guys." - Marcin Gortat
LOL
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"The second unit is kind of crazy because the second unit is only white guys." - Marcin Gortat
Are you Sure there's no Rule
You dont Understand He’s here every game. Of Course you can throw him out, I saw Jimmie Buffet get thrown out in Miami. DON’T ACT LIKE YOU CAN’T SEE HIM!
"You robot refs are just as bad as the real thing!"
I'm not really a NUMBERS guy!!
by Andy Hellicksonstine on Nov 6, 2009 10:23 AM EST reply actions
Haaaaay!
What ever Sterns payin you to throw this game I doubble it!
I know what Bo dont know.
by D-RAK on Nov 6, 2009 10:32 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Come on, man. You HAVE to give me the number of your personal trainer!
"When you make your final stand
I'll be right there
I'll never leave
And all I ask of you is
Believe"
Hey, remember a few weeks back when I said you guys were the best in the business and I got fined $35,000 for it? I recant my statement, sir.
Even though the Hippopotamus lacks a stinger for a tail, a truly wise man would rather be sat on by a bee. ~ Banacek
by funny80sguy on Nov 6, 2009 11:02 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
LMAO.
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"The second unit is kind of crazy because the second unit is only white guys." - Marcin Gortat
Hey!
Do you want to go to Hamburger Mary’s with me after the game?
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"I once saw Turkoglu eat a pizza this big around"
by RussL on Nov 6, 2009 11:15 AM EST reply actions 8 recs
Of course.
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"The second unit is kind of crazy because the second unit is only white guys." - Marcin Gortat
Haha. I thought it died. It's like a cockroach.
"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"
RUN!!!! YOUR'E GUNNA MISS THE CALL!!! UGHHH!!!!
by Mr.Hoss on Nov 6, 2009 11:23 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
Classic.
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"The second unit is kind of crazy because the second unit is only white guys." - Marcin Gortat
Come on Ref! They tore his arm off.
That’s gotta be a call!
by NC Magic Fan on Nov 6, 2009 11:57 AM EST reply actions
The 'rec' button has changed a little bit, hopefully everyone noticed that.
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"The second unit is kind of crazy because the second unit is only white guys." - Marcin Gortat
LOL
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"The second unit is kind of crazy because the second unit is only white guys." - Marcin Gortat
I was expecting a little bit more risque choices, but these will do! lol
NBA Championship or bust in '09-10!!!! GO MAGIC!!!!
I think I have one for ya
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by stanleygoober on Nov 6, 2009 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
The Ron Jeremy references aren't only for my stache. I have somthing this big ;)
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Stan: LOUD NOISES
"I'd hate to leave right when the getting is good." -CC
by Matt Bishoff on Nov 6, 2009 12:58 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is...more foul shots for Dwight!
"When you make your final stand
I'll be right there
I'll never leave
And all I ask of you is
Believe"
by The Dark on Nov 6, 2009 1:12 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
FREAKIN' FUNNY!!!!
I watched that vid yesterday!!!
by Bonafidebrother on Nov 6, 2009 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
Any SNL reference deserves an automatic 'rec' from me.
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"The second unit is kind of crazy because the second unit is only white guys." - Marcin Gortat
Hey what's the problem here?
I got a date with Outback Steakhouse and Ron Jeremy to attend to.
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Stan: What do you mean no fashion sense?! I paid 10 bucks for this outfit at Goodwill!
by Rebounder on Nov 6, 2009 2:19 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
lol
I always thought he’d be more of a Kole’s man.
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by stanleygoober on Nov 6, 2009 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
Don't knock it
I used to work at Kohl’s
"When you make your final stand
I'll be right there
I'll never leave
And all I ask of you is
Believe"
hey
check your iphone ‘cause twitter sure isn’t working!
Maybe not the best submissions, but I think I'm lauging more than usual.
It was a tough picture, but 3QC is money on these.
"I have come that you may have life, and life to the max"

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