Well, 72 hours have passed and we have a winner in Third Quarter Collapse's thirty-sixth "create a caption" competition. 

Dwight: Dude. This ref is guarding me better than you.  

3QC member Stan in a Van (Down by the River) is the winner in the competition, garnering 71% of the votes. Honorable mention to the other competitors for great submissions.

We'll do this again soon! For those that participated, thanks. If you didn't win the contest this time around, you'll have another crack at garnering precious glory later this week, on Friday. Stay tuned.