Well, 72 hours have passed and we have a winner in Third Quarter Collapse's thirty-fifth "create a caption" competition. 

Anthony Johnson: I SAID NO MAYO!

3QC member stanleygoober is the winner in the competition, garnering 77% of the votes. Easily one of the funniest submissions in the history of the contest.

We'll do this again soon! For those that participated, thanks. If you didn't win the contest this time around, you'll have another crack at garnering precious glory later this week, on Friday. Stay tuned.