Well, 72 hours have passed and we have a winner in Third Quarter Collapse's thirty-fourth "create a caption" competition.
3QC member bandrewg08 is the winner in the competition, garnering 52% of the votes. Honorable mention to the other captions, which were all outstanding submissions.
We'll do this again soon! For those that participated, thanks. If you didn't win the contest this time around, you'll have another crack at garnering precious glory later this week, on Friday. Stay tuned.