I had this conversation with one from Orlando last night at the bar, and learned something I did not anticipate learning before last night:

Gator fan: Hey, did you know Dwight Howard eats at Chick-Fil-A every day?

Me: Really?

Gator fan: Yeah, he pulls up in his Rolls to the window.

Me: He drives his Rolls to work like it's a freakin' Civic?

Gator fan: Oh, yeah. And eats chicken in it.

So, Dwight Howard really is unlike most earthlings. He can eat Chick-Fil-A every day without fearing for his ballooning waistline, and he views an eggshell-white Phantom as a proper commuter car.